Quotes About Piranhas

#1. I smile to catch the piranhas from swimming out of my mouth.

Evan Mariah Pettit

#2. It was a downriver 10-K in the mouth of the Amazon. I won in an hour and 20 minutes. It has to be one of the fastest times ever swum. The race director said there were no piranhas in that part of the Amazon. The water was too dirty.

Mark Warkentin

#3. As he lay expiring in the agony of death, the standers-by could hear him say softly 'I have seen the glories of the world.

John Aubrey

#4. When you live among piranhas, you find truth and goodness an asset.

Lisa Carlisle

#5. And what about the piranhas?"
"I doubt the fishies'll snack on anything critical." He leaned in to murmur at her ear, "They only go for small prey.

Kresley Cole

#6. Any ceremony performed in the absence of reasonable knowledge as to cause and effect is magic.

Bernard Wolfe

#7. It's like going to the zoo when you come to my house. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider.

Tracy Morgan

#8. I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

Tracy Morgan

#9. My flesh winced, in cowardice, from such a death.

Sylvia Plath

#10. I hope that your plane crashes over the ocean and piranhas eat your balls. It was lovely meeting you, you self-righteous egoistical son of a bitch. I can see where Joey gets his psychotic behavior.

L.P. Maxa

#11. Phase two of Operation Fish and CHIPs (Clean House of the Idiot Piranhas)

Brenda Pandos

#12. I seem to have misplaced my heart so long ago and I don't know where to even begin looking for it.

Claire Contreras

#13. The boundary between ourselves and other people and between ourselves and Nature, is illusion. Oneness is reality.

Charlene Spretnak

#14. I didn't want to throw him in any ol' piranha tank, I wanted to throw him into a tank filled with genetically modified super-piranhas carrying tasers and bullwhips. Asshole.

James A. Hunter

#15. I had to wait for someone special. Someone who would make my heart feel as if it's been trampled by elephants, thrown into the amazon, and eaten by piranhas.

Lisa Kleypas

#16. The fact, if they are there, speak for themselves.

David Seabury

#17. Being an artist is a way of saying, I am here, and this is what I stand for.

Jodie Foster

#18. It would've cost less, and left the previous owners with nothing, to go into liquidation. But it would also be humiliating for Celtic. So we paid all the bills. Celtic means the same to me as it does to other fans. I identify with the club and wish to be proud of it.

Fergus McCann

#19. Bittersweet: it's what life tastes like. And if you can handle the bitter, the sweet will come later. ~ Klyde, in Piranhas Like S'mores.

J.Z. Bingham

#20. The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish.

Paolo Di Canio

#21. I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

David Cross

#22. I love you more than piranhas love chicken wings.

Dana Marton

#23. I'm so used to swimming with the piranhas. And they're really not that bad.

Brie Larson

#24. I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

Al Yankovic