Quotes About Paternity Test

#1. I will not be taking a paternity test, ever!

Oprah Winfrey

#2. I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn't quite sure who the father was.
Her paternity test went a little something like this: "If it comes out black, its Darwin's and if it comes out white its Ray's."
This is how things were done in the trailer park.

Kate Madison

#3. Distinctive facial features of a parent are poor people's paternity test.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#4. Characters written in 1990 would be acting like idiots if they were cast into the present. For example, the reader might wonder: Why isn't she texting? Where's her cellphone? Can't she have a simple paternity test? For God's sake, look on the Internet and check him out!

Lisa Jackson

#5. The word planet should be reserved for the small number of truly important things in the solar system.

Mike Brown

#6. Work hard, use your common sense and don't be afraid to trust your instincts.

Fred L. Turner

#7. What would Heracles have been if he had said, "How am I to prevent a big lion from appearing, or a big boar, or brutal men?" What care you, I say? If a big boar appears, you will have a greater struggle to engage in; if evil men appear, you will free the world from evil men.

Epictetus

#8. I pride myself in taking care of my mind, body and soul, and not just through exercise.

Stacy Keibler

#9. We have become so accustomed to the religious lie that surrounds us that we do not notice the atrocity, stupidity and cruelty with which the teaching of the Christian church is permeated.

Leo Tolstoy

#10. The best cure for weariness is the challenge of helping someone who is even more tired.

Gordon B. Hinckley

#11. My sons are precious to me and I have tried incredibly hard to strike the right balance between work and home life while being acutely aware that I haven't always got it right.

Hayley Mills

#12. You'd be surprised at how undemanding acting is.

Martin Mull

#13. The overriding rule, if you want to run a domain, is to be fair.

Jon Postel

#14. 3-D movies can make me nauseous.

Sara Paxton

#15. The play is a very simple idea really; someone needs some support and consolation, and she finds a place where she gets it.

Conor McPherson