Quotes About Pastrami

#1. I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!"

Mitch Hedberg

#2. There was no force in any world that could keep her contained.

Sarah J. Maas

#3. I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.

Lucy Robinson

#4. Participating in the filling of others' brains with knowledge and know-how is just an extraordinary gift only very few have. Hence, teaching a language is indeed opening these brains to the world with its similarities and dissimilarities taught in different words.

Messaoud Mohammed

#5. Much of your thinking, focus, and reactions, comes from your mindset. Your "mindset" is the image and identity you hold, of your qualities and characteristics and whether you can intentionally ReThink and change your mindset.

Tony Dovale

#6. A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurters, the great lusty impertinence of good mustard is a man of stone and without heart.

Herb Gardner

#7. Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them.

Bill Kelly

#8. We both like Marlboro Reds, both eat pastrami and Swiss, and both have holes in our hearts big enough to swallow us whole. What the fuck?

C.M. Stunich

#9. I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.'

Mitch Hedberg

#10. To be silent is not to lose your tongue. On the contrary, it is only through silence that one can discover something new to talk about. One who talked incessantly, without stopping to look and listen, would repeat himself ad nauseam.

Alan Watts

#11. I would as lief look upon a piece of pastrami-stained paper as on the face of Alfred Kazin.

Saul Bellow

#12. Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

Milton Berle

#13. Pastrami, of Romanian origin, is dried, spiced, and salted beef, smoked over hardwood sawdust and then steamed. The name may come from pastra, the Romanian verb "to preserve.

Mark Kurlansky

#14. Anytime someone orders a pastrami sandwich on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

David Sax

#15. Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?

Jackie Mason

#16. All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.

Sara Paretsky

#17. Paulie Pastrami learned that a misunderstanding could often be settled with a cupcake.

James Proimos

#18. Don't say that poetry, my friend, is beautiful
or powerful
for there is no powerful or beautiful poetry
There is poetry that strikes you, secretly
with the diseases of writing and schizophrenia, and you rave
and your self leaves you for another

Mahmoud Darwish

#19. Thus, although arguments and evidence may be used to support the believer's faith, they are never properly the basis of that faith.

William Lane Craig

#20. Bella, can you drop the rock, please? Carefully. Don't hurt yourself.

Stephenie Meyer

#21. Structs are value types and classes are reference types.

B.J. Miller

#22. Every time - well, not every time, but in celebration of a great review or a great accolade, I take the team of Daniel to Katz's Deli for lunch. We take the trip on the subway, we were like 40 or 50 people, and we go in the back room and have a pastrami sandwich.

Daniel Boulud

#23. I will not make you a pastrami, banana bread, cottage cheese sandwich! That would severely ruin my reputation.

Mitch Hedberg

#24. I've picked up a great appetite for pastrami on rye and nice cream soda. It's fantastic, but I have to be careful, or I'm going to get really fat.

Vincent Piazza