Quotes About Orifice

#1. Fears locked in small brains are much too large to pass through the orifice of the mouth.

Stephen King

#2. How did an allegedly free people spawn a vast, rampant cuttlefish of dominion with its tentacles in every orifice of the body politic?

P. J. O'Rourke

#3. To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

Jack O'Neill

#4. OF COURSE, SPACE travel isn't only about being stuffed into a claustrophobia-inducing cell, scared witless, trussed up in a restraint harness, and raped through every orifice for years on end. Because, you know, if that was all there was to it, there'd be a queue outside every travel agent.

Charles Stross

#5. My voice is the only material thing in which I can still reveal myself. Go ahead and cut off the hand or the testicles of a voice. Try to find the head of a voice, the orifice through which it passes, or even the breasts to which you can attach the clips of your electrodes. Nothing. Resonant tooth.

Abdellatif Laabi

#6. Don't start on that. When I offered you her gifts, you told me to shove them straight up my back orifice. (Eros)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. He had spoken with such absolute confidence that I knew he had to be blowing this out of his rectal orifice.

Neal Stephenson

#8. Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

David Feherty

#9. You're not the kind of person to just randomly fall in love. You're way too . . ."
My eyes shoot to his. "Too what?"
"Well, you know, emotionally closed off."
"I will emotionally close off every orifice in your face if you don't shut up about this right now.

Rachel Morgan

#10. That old berk," muttered Aberforth, taking another swig of mead. "Thought the sun shone out of my brother's every orifice, he did.

J.K. Rowling

#11. The rebel is doomed to a violent death. The rest of us can look forward to sedated expiration in a coma inside an oxygen tent, with tubes inserted in every bodily orifice.

Edward Abbey

#12. He's such a gargantuan asshole.
A giant, stupid orifice.
A walking, talking cranny.

Laini Taylor

#13. What's unacceptable is that you'll accept my cock in practically every orifice of your body, my tongue in your ass and you'll swallow my semen, but you won't accept clothing from me.

Ella Dominguez

#14. You'll end up in prison and we all know what happens to numbers in prison." "They are rehabilitated?" Mgurn asked. "In the butt," Ig said. "They are rehabilitated in the butt. Or similar orifice." I

Jake Bible

#15. Pyrenean hemorrhagic fever or PHF," Riese told them, her voice registering fear. "Some are calling it the new Spanish flu, others the red death because of the way the infected's blood oozes from every orifice. Except, unlike the Spanish flu, this one's spreading much, much faster." Anders

James D. Prescott

#16. Sex that's planned like a business transaction is a turnoff for me ... Listen to yourself. Why even call it a fuck? Why not be clear and call it a seminal emission in a pre-approved orifice? (Eva to Gideon)

Sylvia Day

#17. If I could smoke from more than one orifice, I most certainly would.

Graham Parker

#18. Baptizing all containers with an orifice that appeals to their cock is the trivial pursuit of little boys" (23)
(rbt: every "boy" i know has done this at least 15 times
why?)

Tony Duvert

#19. The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

Kenneth Tynan

#20. Through the orifice of silence, the whole geyser of Bliss, perpetually shoots up and flows over the soul.

Paramahansa Yogananda

#21. But he is pretty. God, I hope he's not an asshole. Do you think there's any chance he's both non-orifice and single? I mean, seriously. What are the chances?

Laini Taylor

#22. A tapping foot isn't the best a listener can get from a song: A good song makes a listener dance. A great song makes him think.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#23. Thanks to evolution, our bodies have powerful ways to ward off illness and infection and enable us to live long and healthy lives. Why, then, do health costs continue to climb at unsustainable and frightening rates?

David Suzuki

#24. Fascism is aided and advanced by the apathy of those who are tired of being conned and lied to by a bankrupt liberal establishment, whose only reason to vote for a politician or support a political party is to elect the least worst. This, for many voters, is the best Clinton can offer.

Chris Hedges

#25. Those things that challenge the worst in us tend to strengthen the best in us.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#26. Nothing is 'just' anything with you

Amanda Hocking

#27. The true focus of revolutionary change is never merely the oppressive situations that we seek to escape, but that piece of the oppressor which is planted deep within each of us.

Audre Lorde

#28. Now I just want it to end. I've always wanted the happy ending, but now I'll just settle for the ending.

David Levithan

#29. When I met my husband, I refused to invite him home for Passover because I was embarrassed my mother might serve all the catered dishes in the wrong order.

Erica Jong

#30. I don't ever feel like I've had a moment where I am like, "There it is; perfect and holy in all ways."

Chiwetel Ejiofor

#31. The secret is keeping busy, and loving what you do.

Lionel Hampton

#32. Don't you read or get read to?" The old man shakes his head with sharp sly triumph. "No, no. We have never been readers in our family. It don't pay. Stuff. Idleness. Folly. No, no!

Charles Dickens

#33. If you let people into your life a little bit, they can be pretty damn amazing.

Sherman Alexie

#34. He, like so many of them, came from that breed of international development experts unsparing in its love for all humanity but having no interest in people.

Zia Haider Rahman