Quotes About Numpties

#1. The front seat is for people who've never been kidnapped by bloody numpties. Jesus Christ, Baz.

Rainbow Rowell

#2. Belief in God is almost universal and the effect of this belief is so vast that one is appalled at the thought of what social conditions would be if reverence for God were erased from every heart.

William Jennings Bryan

#3. On the whole, anything that gets you writing and keeps you writing is a good thing. Anything that stops you writing is a bad thing.

Neil Gaiman

#4. She wanted him, but she didn't want to want him.

Sara Humphreys

#5. You know you're dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn't help to cover up a murder.

Rosen Trevithick

#6. All your thoughts, imagination, feelings, emotions and sensation are part of the mechanical process that can be understood, at the state of self-realization.

Roshan Sharma

#7. What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly.
When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting.

Terry Pratchett

#8. It is a curious thing that the more the world shrinks because of electronic communications, the more limitless becomes the province of the storytelling entertainer.

Walt Disney Company

#9. You turn up your music to hide the noise. Other people turn up their music to hide yours. You turn up yours again. Everyone buy s a bigger stereo system. This is the arms race of sound. You don't win with a lot of treble.

Chuck Palahniuk

#10. No." Leo grinned reminiscently. "Tom was the most lawless man I ever knew. He always said he never let a friend
down - "
"But sometimes people didn't know they weren't friends any more until it was too late.

K.J. Charles

#11. Wisdom keeps us from making foolish mistakes.

Diane Goold

#12. I massaged and trained in figure and facial exercises - although facial exercises are a lot of crap; the only effective one is cocksucking. No joke, there's nothing like it for firming the jawline.

Truman Capote

#13. Your time is precious so this book is short and to the point.

Luke Wroblewski

#14. But every once in a while, from out of the blue, someone reaches the quiet place where you spend your private time and changes the way you see yourself

J.R. Ward

#15. It doesn't make sense. Or, rather, it makes just one kind of sense. Hanky-panky. Ben is as used to hanky-panky as a bride is to kisses. He didn't get to be one of the best winchells in the business through playing his cards face up.

Robert A. Heinlein

#16. Time monkeys. Angry, angry time monkeys.

Lesley Livingston

#17. I have always suspected that the reading is right, which requires many words to prove it wrong; and the emendation wrong, that cannot without so much labour appear to he right.

Samuel Johnson