Quotes About Nexis

#1. Talking to liberals is much more fun now that we have Lexis-Nexis.

Ann Coulter

#2. Who wouldn't want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates all over itself? The correct answer is no one.

David Bowick

#3. If you cannot get along with yourself, you'll never be able to get along with other people.

Joel Osteen

#4. You can love many people. But the truth is you can only be IN LOVE with just ONE.

Rita Zahara

#5. Some are cursed with the fullness of satiety; and how can they bear the ills of life when its very pleasures fatigue them?

Charles Caleb Colton

#6. A lot of times, you're circling around a lot of things, and then you find that one person, or that little piece of dialogue, and it doesn't always have to be in person.

Nick Kroll

#7. That which comes slow comes solid.

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

#8. To review ones store is to mow twice.

George Herbert

#9. I am preprogrammed, acting on impulse, dumping a vast memory into a whirling pool and somehow bringing order to it. Building a complex web. I am the spider. This is my venomous bite. I will make them see their folly.

A.L. Davroe

#10. You can only make sense of the online world by going offline and by getting the wisdom and emotional clarity to know how to make the best use of the Internet.

Pico Iyer

#11. When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

Steven Wright

#12. I love Apocalypse Now because it's a war movie, but yet it's not really a movie about war.

Vincent Paronnaud

#13. Nature is no spendthrift, but takes the shortest way to her ends.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#14. I want him to be with me because he likes being with me, not because he's forced to be with me or because he wants something from me. That's not how friendship should be." [Ellani]

A.L. Davroe