Quotes About Nappies

#1. She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose.

Kevin Pietersen

#2. I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it.

Rod Stewart

#3. I need a night out away from crayon drawings on the wall, mushed food in the carpets, and poo-splosions in nappies.

K.M. Golland

#4. Some people won't like me; that's just human nature. I battled with that for years, trying to please people, but now I haven't got time to win people over! I've got nappies to change!

Rebecca Ferguson

#5. I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to the world in a new way.

Elton John

#6. I think I'd be more relaxed as an older mum, although fundamentally life with a baby is pretty much the same whatever age you are. It's nappies, crying, feeding.

Rachel Hunter

#7. People want to imagine that I have this amazing life. That I never change nappies, unload the dishwasher or have to wait in for the plumber, and that's OK, but the reality is I do do all these things!

Jade Jagger

#8. I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies

Ian Botham

#9. Haggis is a brand of nappies.' I said. 'They're good, we used them for our daughter.'
'Haggis is a kind of food too,' said Semyon, shaking his head. 'Although as far as taste goes, there's probably not much difference.

Sergei Lukyanenko

#10. I've never been a hands-on dad. I'm not ashamed to admit it, but you can't run a restaurant and be home for tea at 4:30 and bath and change nappies.

Gordon Ramsay

#11. You're gonna really scare them grown-ups, Paddy,' said Achilleus. 'They'll be filling their nappies in fright.

Charlie Higson

#12. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

Navjot Singh Sidhu

#13. Birth, death . . .?' 'And nappies, madam. Things men don't do.

Catriona McPherson

#14. Hey, neighbor," exclaimed the vision. It was Carey Osland in her working getup. I could see why she preferred loafers and housedresses. She looked marvelous, almost edible, but definitely not comfortable. "I'm glad to see you," Carey was saying warmly while I was decoding her identity.

Charlaine Harris

#15. There is a thrill in relishing the suffering of strangers, and they hide their interest with worried faces.

Rin Chupeco

#16. My artistic spirit is not nurtured by blogospheres.

Danai Gurira

#17. Evolution is, as well as smarter than we are, infinitely more callous and cruel, and also capricious.

Christopher Hitchens

#18. I had been asked to start going out for roles here and there throughout my career, but I know that acting is a hard thing; it takes a lot of work, and I was traveling. I didn't have the time to really focus on it, so I really waited for the right project to come along.

Marisa Miller

#19. Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

Karl Pilkington

#20. We never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think think that we are invincible because we are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestation.

John Green

#21. A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#22. When you say vision you have a track that this is what I would like to say.

Muhammad Yunus

#23. One may not regard the world as a sort of metaphysical brothel for emotions.

Arthur Koestler

#24. Look in the mirror and see who you are. Beautiful, you are.

Deborah Cox

#25. Love creates acceptance, respect, passion and security.

Euginia Herlihy

#26. He slept until noon on Christmas Day, until Josh came in and sprayed him with one their mom's salon water bottles.

Rainbow Rowell

#27. Guy Ritchie, he thinks going to drama school is the worst thing in the world.

Jason Statham

#28. Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?

Wanda Sykes

#29. One dark night I spilled my secrets to him, on a road thick with summer heat. I was the girl who tried to steal his money then. Now, winter looms, and I'm the girl who stole his life.

Victoria Aveyard

#30. It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.

H.L. Mencken