Quotes About Multiple Choice

#1. Learning happens in the minds and souls, not in the databases of multiple-choice tests.

Ken Robinson

#2. If you show a poetry professor your shiny new multiple choice teaching technology, he will invite you to exit his office.

Andrew Ng

#3. Life is full of tests. They are not multiple choice. There is only one answer: Love

Suzanne Giesemann

#4. What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!

Frankie Boyle

#5. I'm not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!" ~ JOKER

Alan Moore

#6. Today's Multiple Choice Thought
There is no place where a loving touch so completely compensates for an unskilled hand as in:
a. the bedroom
b. the nursery
c. the garden

Robert Breault

#7. A president, like a college freshman, can't know in advance which questions he'll have to answer or what topics he'll have to master. He has to be flexible, supple, and responsive. He has to be comfortable with multiple-choice.

Walter Kirn

#8. Life is not a multiple choice test, it's an open-book essay exam.

Alan Blinder

#9. When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

Demetri Martin

#10. Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

Rush Limbaugh

#11. That was When I realized that life was a multiple-choice test with two answerd: Male and Female, And I was None Of The Above.

I. W. Gregorio

#12. I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice.

Kurt Rambis

#13. I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?' We all know what was chosen.

Rush Limbaugh

#14. I have a very poor record at multiple choice questions.

John Irving

#15. I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice.

Kurt Rambis

#16. To the student I would say, Life is principally multiple choice, but at the end there's a tough essay question.

Robert Breault

#17. If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.

Alan Moore

#18. My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice.

Michael Gurnow

#19. They don't teach you just how to be in school. There's no class on that. There's no multiple choice test for Why Do I Feel This Way?

Heather Matarazzo

#20. You love tests?"
"Well, yeah. There are questions and answers. True or false, multiple choice, essay. What's not to love?

Nora Roberts

#21. The textbooks are dumbed down to the where your kid sister could probably read them, and the teacher go over and over and over the same stuff anyway, drilling it into your head so that they can ask you one hundred multiple-choice questions to get it all back out of you again.

Charles Benoit

#22. You know something, don't you?" "I know lots of things
your inquiry needs to be more specific." "Just answer the question." "True/false or multiple choice?

Neal Shusterman

#23. It would be unthinkable to have a top-ten list of multiple narrative novels that doesn't include David Mitchell. 'Cloud Atlas' is the most obvious choice, but I have opted for Mitchell's slightly lesser known debut, 'Ghostwritten.'

Susan Barker

#24. Magic is 10% secrets and 90% presentation. Mentalism is 5% secrets and 95% presentation.

Harish Kumar

#25. Glenn must think he's still in space. He's orbiting the issues faster than he orbited earth.

Ernest Hollings

#26. Boobs," she mumbled around a second slice of pizza. "Boobs are huge now. I hate it. I feel like I'm incubating aliens and they're ready to hatch.

Maya Banks

#27. You're the least power-hungry person I've ever met. You're also the most stubborn person I've ever met. Disrespectful. Mouthy." "You mean independent and proactive in taking initiative." "That,

Ilona Andrews

#28. I did a lot of drugs. I didn't do multiple drugs, but I overindulged in whatever drug of choice.

Kevin Gates

#29. Flexibility comes from having multiple choices; wisdom comes from having multiple perspectives.

Robert Dilts

#30. --spring lamb roasted, with a mint jelly made from Constance's garden mint. Spring potatoes, new peas, a salad, again from Constance's garden. I remember it perfectly, madam. It is still one of my favorite meals.

Shirley Jackson

#31. What I will remember most from my time in NATO is meeting children in the countries where I've gone to, to Moscow and to Kiev, I've met school children.

Lord Robertson

#32. If I have more than one life, I would definitely dedicate this one entirely to you.

Nico J. Genes

#33. Hardly anybody is exactly normal in any way, just as one hundred tossed pennies will rarely come up exactly fifty heads and fifty tails.

Darrell Huff