Quotes About Muggles

#1. No matter where There is, when you arrive it becomes Here.

Carol Kendall

#2. Trout made into fish cakes is still trout.

Carol Kendall

#3. While Muggles have been told that Black is carrying a gun (a kind of metal wand that Muggles use to kill each other), the magical community lives in fear of a massacre like

J.K. Rowling

#4. When something happens, something else always happens.

Carol Kendall

#5. Don't let the Muggles get you down! Try and come to London,

J.K. Rowling

#6. One wood mouse can nibble a large hole.

Carol Kendall

#7. Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Michael Grant

#8. Ron, it's all okay, the Muggles say I can come. See you five o'clock tomorrow. Can't wait.

J.K. Rowling

#9. It had taken all Harry's willpower to uproot himself from the spot and run, leaving the eyeless dementors to glide amongst the Muggles who might not be able to see them, but would assuredly feel the despair they cast wherever they went.

J.K. Rowling

#10. I just got a ticket to Hogwarts. Might be taking a train ride to a magical place that's much better than here. Don't tell any Muggles, okay? But I want you to know I'll be alright.

Matthew Quick

#11. Both were dressed as Muggles, though very inexpertly: The man with the watch wore a tweed suit with thigh-length galoshes; his colleague, a kilt and a poncho.

J.K. Rowling

#12. My parents are muggles, mate. They don't know nothing about no deaths at Hogwarts, because I'm not stupid enough to tell them.

J.K. Rowling

#13. The man doesn't look like he belongs in a world of parking tickets and potted begonias and pencil sharpeners. But he can learn, the way you have.

Yoon Ha Lee

#14. What are you doing Muggle Studies for?" said Ron, rolling his eyes at Harry. "You're Muggle-born! Your mum and dad are Muggles! You already know all about Muggles!

J.K. Rowling

#15. Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?

Dave Beard

#16. Muggles was back.

Linda Lael Miller

#17. The sight of a tree at night full of glowing Clabbert lifestyles, while decorative, attracted too many Muggles wishing to ask why their neighbours still had their Christmas lights up in June.

J.K. Rowling

#18. Doctors?" said Ron, looking startled. "Those Muggle nutters that cut people up?

J.K. Rowling

#19. Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!" said Hermione. "We didn't hear stories like that when we were little, we heard 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' and 'Cinderella' - "
"What's that, an illness?" asked Ron.

J.K. Rowling

#20. Incantations for Muggles:
The Role of Ubiquitous Web 2.0 Technologies in Everyday Life

Danah Boyd

#21. A turtle should take fright at the sound of a boiling pot.

Carol Kendall

#22. Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!

Craig Ferguson

#23. Let muggles manage without us!

J.K. Rowling

#24. Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn.
"Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods ...

J.K. Rowling

#25. Oh, there you are, Albus,' he said. 'You've been a very long time. Upset stomach?'
'No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines,' said Dumbledore. 'I do love knitting patterns.

J.K. Rowling

#26. I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now - "
"A telephone, Ron," said Hermione. "Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year ...

J.K. Rowling

#27. Don't be sorry, my dear sir, for nothing could upset me today! Rejoice, for You-Know-Who is gone at last! Even muggles like yourself should be celebrating this happy, happy day.

J.K. Rowling

#28. How come the Muggles don't hear the bus?" said Harry.
"Them!" said Stan contemptuously. "Don' listen properly, do they? Don' look properly either. Never notice nuffink, they don'.

J.K. Rowling

#29. Scarcely a year previously, his father, Percival, had been convicted of a savage and well-publicized attack upon three young Muggles.

J.K. Rowling

#30. Those substitutes for magic Muggles use - electricity, computers, and radar, and all those things -

J.K. Rowling

#31. Don't let the muggles get you down.

J.K. Rowling

#32. Ingenious, really, how many ways Muggles have found of getting along without magic.

J.K. Rowling

#33. I don't know how the Muggles manage without magic,

J.K. Rowling

#34. Where there's fire, there's smoke.

Carol Kendall

#35. Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these,' said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers.
'I'm not putting them on,' said old Archie in indignation. 'I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks.

J.K. Rowling

#36. The only good mushroom is a cooked mushroom.

Carol Kendall

#37. All those substitutes for magic Muggles use - electricity, computers, and radar, and all those things - they all go haywire around Hogwarts, there's too much magic in the air.

J.K. Rowling

#38. It is easier to lure a fish than to hit it over the head with a club.

Carol Kendall

#39. Black is carrying a gun (a kind of metal wand which Muggles use to kill each other),

J.K. Rowling

#40. If my public existence does anything worthwhile, hopefully it at least demystifies the author a bit, because I know when I was younger I felt like authors were like wizards or something. Turns out they're total muggles.

John Green

#41. A net across the Little Trickle won't catch fish in the Watercress River.

Carol Kendall