Dave Beard Quotes

#1. I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants

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#2. I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!

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#3. The Olympic games should be a matter between individual athletes and the gods. Noisy flag-waving dishonors gods and men alike.

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#4. The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.

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#5. Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rythymbound in poets' minds, defying time and age.

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#6. Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?

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#7. The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, Spring back or Fall in.

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#8. Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.

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#9. Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind.

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#10. A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds!

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