Quotes About Mountain Dew

#1. Amazingly, we've become a culture that considers Twinkies, Cocoa Puffs, and Mountain Dew safe, but raw milk and compost-grown tomatoes unsafe.

Joel Salatin

#2. Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.

David Letterman

#3. If I were an adult, I would be drinking coffee; as it is, I'm drinking Mountain Dew.

Chuck Klosterman

#4. When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.

Adam Carolla

#5. Jolt is for Windows programmers. It's typical IBM PC: it goes in brown and comes out yellow. Mountain Dew is for Macintosh programmers: it goes in yellow and comes out yellow. It's WYSIWYP.

Guy Kawasaki

#6. Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes.

David Letterman

#7. 3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
Veet (It's for Shaving your legs Only you don't Need A razor. It's with all the Girly
cosmetic stuff)
Vaseline
six pack, Mountain Dew
One dozen Tulips
one Bottle Of water
Tissues
One Can of blue Spray paint

John Green

#8. God bless the King, and grant him long to Reign.

Benjamin Franklin

#9. Like the dew on the mountain, like the foam on the river, like the bubble on the fountain, thou art gone, and for ever!

Walter Scott

#10. Pregnancy is uncomfortable and draining, and the end isn't in sight until it becomes unbearable.

Sophie B. Hawkins

#11. When the mind is allowed to relax, inspiration often follows.

Phil Jackson

#12. Life sucks, and then you die.
Yeah, I should be so lucky.

Stephenie Meyer

#13. There are, basically, three kinds of people: the unsuccessful, the temporarily successful, and those who become and remain successful. The difference is character.

Jon Hunstman

#14. Vic bears you no ill will. He is outside drinking the Dew of the Mountain and will be glad to see you yourself again Ranulf said to Lucas.

Claudia Gray

#15. I've stayed good friends with most of my girlfriends.

Richard Gere

#16. If they liked a tune, they wanted to hear it again - now! The vibe was more like CBGB than your typical contemporary opera house.

David Byrne

#17. Certainly, I read a lot and follow the news. But as a writer, I am not interested in a political story. I am searching for the humanity of the characters. I never set out to write a book about an 'issue.'

Cristina Henriquez

#18. Yeah, could you just sort of keep this robot with you and guard this end of the passageway. Okay?" "Guard?" said Arthur. "What from? You just said there's no one here." "Yeah, well, just for safety, okay?" said Zaphod. "Whose? Yours or mine?

Douglas Adams

#19. She's as fetching as brown hair done up with ribbons blue
The mountain, my lady
She's as sweet as pink flowers made bright with morning dew,
Mount Eskel, my lady

Shannon Hale

#20. I think 'Paranorman' was a great adventure.

Kodi Smit-McPhee