Quotes About Margarine

#1. It is vital that there is a narrator figure whom people believe. That's why I never do commercials. If I started saying that margarine was the same as motherhood, people would think I was a liar.

David Attenborough

#2. The only meals they could afford were bread and margarine for breakfast, boiled potatoes and cabbage for lunch, and cabbage soup for supper.

Roald Dahl

#3. Since becoming an alleged adult, I've always felt like I should exercise - or should at least want to exercise - and make a feeble attempt at health, thus staving off terrible things like the coronary heart disease and high cholesterol described to me in 1980s margarine commercials.

Ali Liebegott

#4. There was never any butter in our home. Just margarine. My parents acted like butter was lethal. I don't think I ever saw either one have a piece of butter. I would go over to friends' houses and down sticks of butter.

Bruce Eric Kaplan

#5. I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic. If I'm going to eat that type of food, it's going to be the real deal.

Paula Deen

#6. How is the government going to run without people like us? We make 35 percent of the bread in this country, and that much of the margarine, and cooking oil, and all the other things.

Dwayne Andreas

#7. I loved cutting together simple commercials about margarine or soft drinks - all kinds of silly products - but I tried to make the commercials different.

Renny Harlin

#8. And when Mrs. Wiggins turned, just before passing out of sight, and smiled at her, with a smile that was so broad on her big face that you could see it plainly even at that distance, Mrs. Margarine took out her handkerchief and waved it. Like

Walter R. Brooks

#9. As if it isn't enough to look like someone has slapped a pack of margarine over his head, he has to cover himself in doodles as

Fredrik Backman

#10. Margarine? That's not food. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? I can. If you're planning on using margarine in anything, you can stop reading now, because I won't be able to help you.

Anthony Bourdain

#11. Gabrielle opened the fridge, which was held shut with a strip of gaff tape, and pulled out sliced white bread, margarine and plastic cheese. It was the only time Lenny had seen ants running out of a fridge.

Caroline Shaw

#12. Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

Mitch Hedberg

#13. Your skin looks like margarine, and your pants are so tight I feel like congratulating the blood that can get to your ass.

Christopher Rice

#14. And when Mrs. Margarine learned that Mrs. Winfield Church of Centerboro, was a friend of Mrs. Wiggins', she was much impressed. For Mrs. Margarine was a snob and she knew that Mrs. Winfield Church was almost as rich as Mr. Margarine.

Walter R. Brooks

#15. You discover that a man who has gone even a week on bread and margarine is not a man any longer, only a belly with a few accessory organs.

George Orwell

#16. I don't feel unfriendly, ma'am," said Mrs. Wiggins. "Only towards Mr. Margarine. You know very well why." Mrs.

Walter R. Brooks

#17. As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.

Joan Dye Gussow

#18. Of all the joyous motives of school life, the love of knowledge is the only abiding one; the only one which determines the scale, so to speak, upon which the person will hereafter live.

Charlotte Mason

#19. Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Mae West

#20. Accepting that your imperfections and so-called negative attributes are part of what makes you unique will help you to stop continually trying to be someone or something that you are not.

Beverly Engel

#21. I'm a woman of a certain age who doesn't have kids and never really settled down ... I enjoy kids but not for long periods. I think they're adorable and funny and sweet, and then I have a headache.

Kim Cattrall

#22. The least productive people are usually the ones who are most in favor of holding meetings.

Thomas Sowell

#23. He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise.

Jussi Adler-Olsen

#24. I played in football games where you walk off the field and the scoreboard didn't end up the way you wanted. But you knew that you really did give it all. And the other team was too strong.

Randy Pausch

#25. I'm a registered Democrat.

Mark Zandi

#26. A person cannot be a Marine without honor.

Carl Epting Mundy Jr.

#27. Every man's view is different; the wiser you are the wider your view become!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#28. well-muscled legs could still lead a team. Perhaps he's a little thicker

Jeff Altabef