Quotes About Lumberjacks

#1. How Many Lumberjacks Does it Take to Ravish, Maim and Kill Five Feisty Female Co-eds?

Read 'Lumberjacked' by Rich Bottles Jr. to find out!

Lumberjacked: A Supernatural Tale of Murder and Mayhem in the Mountain State.

Rich Bottles Jr.

#2. I blinked deliberately, expecting my eyelids to act like lumberjacks. But the trees would not fall.

Yann Martel

#3. Professional wrestling is a lot like cuddling, I thought as I hugged a tree. As far as lumberjacks go, I'm slow, but when the tree finally falls for me, it falls hard.

Jarod Kintz

#4. inside the white man rages a music festival for lumberjacks.

Christian Rudder

#5. There's only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.

Daniel Tosh

#6. It would appear that love is dead. Or very likely in a bad way.

Kate Millett

#7. He'd done it again. Screwed up in a social situation and dragged the whole team down with hm. His new team. The ones who were counting on him to be a leader on and off the field. He'd led them, all right, almost into a brawl.

Jami Davenport

#8. Every word calls up far more of a picture than its actual meaning is supposed to do, and the writer has to deal with all these silent associations as well as with the uttered significance.

Freya Stark

#9. [ ... ]make sure you raise your children by having them play in their studies, and don't use force.

Plato

#10. I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee.

Kristen Johnston

#11. But, I understand that Black Comb and Whistler are supposed to be great for snowboarding. So I am looking forward to going there someday soon.

Bridget Hall

#12. Too much has been said of the heroes of history-the strong men, the troublesome men; too little of the amiable, the kindly, the tolerant.

Stephen Leacock

#13. When I met you, you were the bright light that saved me from the darkest depths.

Angie Stanton