Quotes About Long Replies

#1. A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Bill Bailey

#2. It comes back to the same old question people are always asking me: 'When are you going to do a solo record?' Well, if I did, it would probably be similar to 'Baluchitherium,' meaning it would be Van Halen music - which I write anyway - but without singing.

Eddie Van Halen

#3. But life and pain go hand and hand. On e cannot live fully unless one faces pain at least occasionally.

Mary Balogh

#4. There are people I've blocked for a long time who will still respond to every single person that replies positively to me on Twitter. I have quite a few cyber-stalkers like that.

Anita Sarkeesian

#5. Vortexy.
"Is that even a word?" I ask myself
"You're talking to yourself, so who the hell cares?" I reply

Gayle Forman

#6. The demonic face stared up at him. It had horns, a Snidely Whiplash mustache and a nasty grin.

Pamela K. Kinney

#7. I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me ... but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch.

Ty Cobb

#8. I know a number of autistic adults that are doing extremely well on Prozac.

Temple Grandin

#9. I love Greek mythology, I love gladiators, I love war stuff.

Tyson Chandler

#10. If the mind is dominated by hatred, the best part of the brain, which is used to judge right and wrong, does not function properly.

Dalai Lama

#11. I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.

Peter Jacobsen

#12. Damn it all, it's the first duty of a soldier - it's the first duty of all Englishmen - to be able to tell a good lie in answer to a charge.

Ford Madox Ford

#13. Are you saying that being a criminal is a matter of opinion?" I asked.
Qwerty smiled, but it was sad around the edges. "No," he said. "It's a matter of handcuffs.

Lemony Snicket

#14. In the past five weeks I've trained hard, trying to get my ankle back to where I want it to be

Andrew Flintoff

#15. One of the perks of being a psychologist is access to tools that allow you to carry out the injunction to know thyself.

Steven Pinker

#16. Never forget that your days are blessed. You may know how to profit by them, or you may not, but they are blesses.

Nadia Boulanger