Quotes About Lobotomy

#1. The teacher usually learns more than the pupil. Isn't that true?" "It would be hard to learn much less than my pupils," came a low growl from somewhere on the table, "without undergoing a prefrontal lobotomy.

Douglas Adams

#2. Einstein however refused to give him a lobotomy. Some friend he turned out to be.

Eve Langlais

#3. I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy

Dean Martin

#4. I wonder whether our adoption of Shrink-ese as a second language, the move from religious phrases of judgment to secular words of acceptance, hasn't also produced a moral lobotomy. In the reluctance, the aversion to being judgmental, are we disabled from making any judgments at all?

Ellen Goodman

#5. What I'd like is a lobotomy, a clean job, the top of my head neatly sawn off and designated contents removed.

Carol Shields

#6. Hell, who was she kidding? The only thing that could clear her head today would be a lobotomy.

Christine Bell

#7. If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It's called a lobotomy.

Kathryn Schulz

#8. The week the local paper carried a story about the boy's incarceration and lobotomy in the state hospital at Rusk, the guys at the refinery pitched the kid's daddy a party complete with balloons and noisemakers.

Mary Karr

#9. I want amnesia! I want a fucking lobotomy. Could I please never think again? Look what's happened to us, us, Tania. Don't you remember how we used to be? Just look what's happened.

Paullina Simons

#10. Have you ever had a date so bad, it makes you contemplate a lobotomy?

Steph Campbell

#11. It's time to resist efforts of the American Civil Liberties Union who have conducted a religious lobotomy on this country, seeking to strip it of any vestige of religious influence.

Cal Thomas

#12. When discussing complex systems like brains and other societies, it is easy to oversimplify: I call this Occam's lobotomy.

I. J. Good

#13. I'd spoken with Milo in Spanish only enough to know that he wasn't as comfortable with it as I was. There were plenty of Latinos who would consider Milo's lack of fluency a personal insult. A cultural lobotomy.

Rick Riordan

#14. I find the workload of what I do sufficiently great that when the term of court starts, I undergo a sort of annual intellectual lobotomy.

David Souter

#15. It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

Bill Watterson

#16. Despite the instant blast of heat, I ran through it without a backward glance. "That's love for you," I heard Ian say. "Glad I'm too corrupt to fall victim to that form of intelligence lobotomy." "I hope you fall head over heels for someone who insists on monogamy!" I

Jeaniene Frost

#17. The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy.

Andrew Vachss

#18. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Tom Waits

#19. Having a job is like having a lobotomy.

Donald O'Donovan

#20. Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to have all their edges shaved off?

David Byrne

#21. Science fiction used to be a dangerous literature. Now, it is a very commercial genre, and whatever dangers might still lurk within seem to have been safely sanitized for the marketplace. The real crime is that the lobotomy has been self performed. I

Harlan Ellison

#22. The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed.

Mike Ditka

#23. I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

Fred Allen

#24. I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'

Roseanne Barr

#25. Liberalism is a disease cured only by a lobotomy or 90 days in a third world country.

Josh Bernstein

#26. Prejudices are useless. Call Los Angeles any dirty name you like - Six Suburbs in Search of a City, Paradise with a Lobotomy, anything - but the fact remains that you are already living in it before you get there

Clive James

#27. Every day a sharp tool, a powerful destroyer, is necessary to cut away dullness, lobotomy, buzzing, belief in human beings, stagnancy, images, and accumulation. As soon as we stop believing in human beings, rather know we are dogs and trees, we'll start to be happy.

Kathy Acker

#28. A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

Joan Rivers

#29. Utopians are heedless of methods. To render the human species happy, they are prepared to subject it to murder, torture, lethal injection, incineration, deportation, sterilization, quartering, lobotomy, electrocution, military invasion, bombing, etc.

Juan Rodolfo Wilcock

#30. Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something

Robin Williams

#31. I didn't know what would take my mind off the sexy Spartan, except for maybe a total lobotomy.

Jennifer Estep

#32. I can't guarantee that a lobotomy would stop her - babbling!!

Tennessee Williams

#33. To get Windows 10 reliable, I had to lobotomise the installed software and USB devices.

Steven Magee