Quotes About Lawyers Lying

#1. What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..

Danny DeVito

#2. Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot.

Cristela Alonzo

#3. "Lawyers Are": Those whose interests and abilities lie in perverting, confounding and eluding the law.

Jonathan Swift

#4. As we watched Judge Clarence
Thomas's Supreme Court confirmation
hearings, all of the commentators
said the same thing: 'One of these
people in the room is lying.' Do you
believe that? You've got two lawyers
and 14 senators in the room, and only
one of them is lying?

Jay Leno

#5. As a Republican, I never expected to be working with Hillary Clinton.

Mark McKinnon

#6. Releasing yourself from yesterday's and tomorrow's thoughts brings you to the power of the present moment. Now that's truly living for today!

Denis John George

#7. Energy is the ultimate convertable currency.

Brian Greene

#8. The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal," "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

George Carlin

#9. Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep.

Felix Frankfurter

#10. Someone once told me to "be a black belt at whatever you do." In other words, don't just be good or okay - be the best you can be. Not only do I apply that to my work as an actress, but I also went out and got my black belt.

Heather Hemmens

#11. The socially redeeming aspect of golf lies in the vast number of lawyers and bankers and managers who play it, and when you think of the damage they would do if they were at the job instead, you can see why golf courses are a wise investment for any municipality.

Garrison Keillor

#12. A man may do very well with a very little knowledge, and scarce be found out in mixed company; everybody is so much more ready to produce his own, than to call for a display of your acquisitions.

Charles Lamb

#13. The longest path is always the one you walk with fear!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#14. Don't forget that we lawyers, we're a higher breed of intellect, and so it's our privilege to lie. It's as clear as day. Animals can't even imagine lying: if you were to find yourself among some wild islanders, they too would only speak the truth until they learned about European culture.

Yevgeny Zamyatin

#15. for politics is a cesspool of lying lawyers,

David Webster