Quotes About Late Fees

#1. You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for $1.50 in late fees at the public library.

Matt Damon

#2. Don't let the fact that you're spending time getting organized result in late fees on your credit card bills.

Jean Chatzky

#3. My cynicism continuously undermines her faith in her own ability to master her moods.

Jerzy Kosinski

#4. Once created, federal programs are nearly impossible to eliminate.

Ron Paul

#5. The conjuror or con man is a very good provider of information. He supplies lots of data, by inference or direct statement, but it's false data. Scientists aren't used to that scenario. An electron or a galaxy is not capricious, nor deceptive; but a human can be either or both.

James Randi

#6. You ever read an article, and at the bottom, it says, 'Continued on page six'? I'm , 'Not for me. I'm done.'

Jim Gaffigan

#7. I felt as though I were in the presence of one of God's more complicated pranks.

Charles Baxter

#8. One way poetry connects is across time ... Some echo of a writer's physical experience comes into us when we read her poem.

Jane Hirshfield

#9. It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived.

George S. Patton Jr.

#10. Aye,Ware is your grandfather, though a more worthless arse I couldn't name.

Karen Hawkins

#11. With big productions, you can sometimes get lost with the terminology and all the different departments.

Rose Leslie

#12. I don't know if I've ever derived such an immediate sense of calm and well-being from any book as I did from 'Right Ho, Jeeves.' It was like I was Pac-Man and the book was a power-up.

Lev Grossman

#13. There you are. A simple commandment. Not ten of them, just one: 'Thou shalt not eat.' (Personally, I wish the very first edict from God hadn't involved dieting, don't you?)

Liz Curtis Higgs

#14. Humility is one of the most repulsive virtues, nearly always false.

George Mikes