Quotes About Lame Jokes

#1. I know I always screw up,
but you know me better,
so just always know this was one of my totally lame jokes.
Because deep inside your heart I know there is love and friendship,
and I know someday you will forgive me

Orey Brockington

#2. There are no lame jokes. There are lame jokers.

Abdullah Abu Snaineh

#3. Boxing is just to introduce me to the struggle. Like, when I speak I draw people in the States to teach them various things or to give them dignity, pride and self-help. I have to help the dope and prostitution problem.

Muhammad Ali

#4. The most profound, life-altering gift you can offer the Indie writer you love is to TELL as MANY avid readers as you are able.

R.S. Guthrie

#5. I've always been drawn to artists who paint for the everyday person. I love the American illustrators.

Thomas Kinkade

#6. Peace to the shacks! War on the palaces!

Georg Buchner

#7. Which is him? The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.

Mark Twain

#8. On principle' one can do anything and what one does is, fundamentally, a matter of indifference, just as a man's life remains insignificant even though 'on principle' he gives his support to all the 'needs of the times.

Soren Kierkegaard

#9. Here are some of the best Minecraft jokes for kids. Player 1: If creepers would actually invade my house in real life, I would throw them some nuts and bolts. Player 2: That's really lame. Why would you do that? Player 1: Because I'm sssssssscrewed!

Max Tyler

#10. Most of my favorite tweets go completely ignored but most of my favorite tweets are probably really lame or inside jokes between me and my [redacted]. See what I did there?

Roxane Gay

#11. To the guy who finishes my sentences and gets my jokes. Even the lame ones.

Kim Harrison

#12. I've chosen my life - now I want to start living it.

Stephenie Meyer

#13. At different times in our journeys, if we're paying attention, we get to sing the song we're meant to sing in the perfect key of life.

Oprah Winfrey

#14. He does not know what freedom is. Freedom is a word, less than a word, a noise, one of the multitude of noises I make when I open my mouth.

J.M. Coetzee

#15. All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully.

Dov Davidoff