Quotes About Lame Excuses

#1. Uncomplicate it. Don't make excuses. Some of life's biggest heartaches come from missed opportunities and lame excuses. Don't miss out on what could be the best chapter in your life because you're too busy rereading the last one.

Kandi Steiner

#2. It was always a bad sign when better-off types drew comparisons between unsightly ghetto populations and some animal or other, most especially those species that we had, reluctantly, to poison periodically. Why didn't people keep their lame excuses to themselves? Mick

Alan Moore

#3. There should not be any excuse. If we don't like our heritages, we've the power to change them for good. Let's go beyond using lame excuses...

Assegid Habtewold

#4. The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"

David Spade

#5. Damn you, you made up lame excuses and practically patted me on the head. And tonight, you've got an itch and you're annoyed that I wasn't here to scratch it.

Nora Roberts

#6. Then he says how it's no one's fault, it just happened, and I swear that it-just-happened line is the filmiest line in the Book of Excuses for Lame Boys.

Susane Colasanti

#7. I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you.

Bret Easton Ellis

#8. You have the colours of
Those jewels you so inordinately love,
And yet you seem -- like your excuses -- lame.

Farid Al-Din Attar

#9. You're excuses are so lame they're limping...

Nora Roberts

#10. What I want to do, I do! I'm pretty fortunate.

Robert Plant

#11. My parents seemed incredibly special and outrageously handsome to me then.

Gabrielle Hamilton

#12. your excuses are so lame they're limping,

Nora Roberts

#13. I made 50 million bucks yesterday. That's a flameout I could get used to.

Conrad Black

#14. Cease your insults to God, quit consulting flesh and blood. Stop your lame, lying, and cowardly excuses. Enlist!

Charles Studd

#15. Our reality is influenced by our notions about reality, regardless of the nature of those notions

Joseph Chilton Pearce

#16. Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.

Munia Khan

#17. Who is your opponent tonight, tonight I am playing against the Black pieces

Akiba Rubinstein

#18. I have long been fascinated by our inclination to assume others we meet have the same moral code, similar values, and yet we can never be sure.

Jane Green