Quotes About Knuckleheads

#1. I don't think it's a contradiction to find painfulness funny.

Jill Soloway

#2. I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.

Bill Cosby

#3. When I go to business meetings, I'm still told way too often by some receptionist, 'The mail room is downstairs,' to believe that racial perceptions don't still exist. But I figure there are always going to be knuckleheads no matter how many of their herd get stuck in the tar pits of progress.

John Ridley

#4. Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant.

Victor Hugo

#5. It's an extreme to go from an artist like myself to a commercial artist with art directors looking over your shoulder, or any other knucklehead telling you what your art should look like.

Raymond Pettibon

#6. A national language is a national tie', Noah Webster

Lynda Mugglestone

#7. Middle children become great listeners. They understand the value of acknowledging others' positions and feelings, and use this information as ammunition to help them get what they want.

Catherine Salmon

#8. I think there's a certain objectivity that comes from being Canadian. You're partly British and partly American; you have a good bird's-eye view of both countries. So much of the comedy that comes out of Canada is impersonation - it's less 'look at me' than it is 'look at me playing other people.'

Eric McCormack

#9. Brainpower is the scarcest commodity and the only one of real value.

Robert A. Heinlein

#10. I've never quite understood why the knuckleheads of the planet so outnumber the rest of us.

Duane Hewitt

#11. The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm.

P. J. O'Rourke

#12. When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.

Pauly Shore

#13. Of course you don't die. Nobody dies. Death doesn't exist. You only reach a new level of vision, a new realm of consciousness, a new unknown world.

Henry Miller

#14. A lot of young people think they're invincible, but the truth is young people are knuckleheads. Now young people can get insurance for as little as $50 a month, less than the cost of gym shoes.

Michelle Obama

#15. I'm from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year's there once. I'm not trying to namedrop.

Billy Gardell

#16. Oh, life's a lot more fun if you allow yourself to indulge in fantasy every now and then.

Rosemary Clair

#17. You are evidence of your mother's strength, especially if you are a rebellious knucklehead and regardless she has always maintained her sanity.

Criss Jami

#18. It's no wonder the Tory Party opposed identity cards, since so many of them struggle to find an identity at all.

Rory Bremner

#19. These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.

Bill Cosby