Jokes And Truth Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 35 Quotes About Jokes And Truth

#1. When you play music you discover a part of yourself that you never knew existed. - Author: Bill Evans
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#2. A joke is a joke or the image of a truth ... - Author: Storm Jameson
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#3. Anybody can make jokes. But unless they come from conviction, and there's truth in them, you haven't nailed it. They aren't as funny as they could be, and they don't make a point. - Author: Dan Jenkins
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#4. I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh first, otherwise, they will shoot you. So I can tell you a joke and maybe you will laugh at the beginning. But it's not about telling jokes. - Author: Sayed Kashua
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#5. There are two ways for a painter: the broad and easy one or the narrow and hard one. - Author: Mary Cassatt
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#6. Once you get clear on who you are, what you do, and what you have been CALLED to do, you become powerful. - Author: Iyanla Vanzant
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#7. But a system made secure by the protective plating of humor and pretense always runs the risk of having its protection get out of hand. A relationship based on jokes invites jokes; jokes about anything
and jokes about anything are now and then bound to cut too close to the truth. - Author: Ken Kesey
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#8. If you do something that is not gags and punchlines and is character-based, where there are no jokes as such, then it all has to come from a place of truth, and I love that - I love nothing more than getting very serious about my comedy. - Author: Darren Boyd
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#9. If you play Mark Twain and he's not funny, you are definitely not playing Mark Twain. That was the biggest challenge, in some ways. Writing and performing jokes that can come out of that brilliant delivery system he constructed: the friendly, avuncular truth-teller. - Author: Val Kilmer
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#10. If you didn't believe in objective truth, arguments would be just toys, or games, or jokes. - Author: Peter Kreeft
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#11. I really can't complain about anything. I'm living a childhood dream and I have a perfect family. There's really nothing that I'm disappointed with. - Author: Tim Hudson
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#12. jokes are used to hide the truth! - Author: Eric Jerome Dickey
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#13. I really wouldn't censor myself. But because it was on such a slower scale, I would throw things out, and I indulged the personal stuff as little flashes of truth. Little in-jokes for anyone who was paying particular attention. - Author: John Hodgman
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#14. I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something is funny when the person delivering the line doesn't know it's funny or doesn't treat it as a joke. Maybe it comes from a place of truth, or it's a sort of rage against society. - Author: Johnny Depp
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#15. So but anyway, being funny is a way of not doing. Sit around and make jokes and be Mr. Funnypants and just make fun of everyone else's attempts to do something... So that's it. I'm going to start doing. - Author: John Green
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#16. Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. - Author: Muhammad Ali
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#17. I knew exactly why I shouldn't be her friend. This was no mere attraction. What I suffered from was total, debilitating awareness. Every freaking inch of me tuned in to her. - Author: Linda Kage
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#18. If you decide to do Hamlet in a funny hat staged in a ruined factory, it doesn't make you Shakespeare. - Author: William Monahan
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#19. I would like to get married, but it must be a man who is part of my work, or me part of his. - Author: Elsa Peretti
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#20. New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths. - Author: George Bernard Shaw
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#21. As when astronaut Mike Mulhane was asked by a NASA psychiatrist what epitaph he'd like to have on his gravestone, Mulhane answered, "A loving husband and devoted father," though in reality, he jokes in "Riding Rockets," "I would have sold my wife and children into slavery for a ride into space. - Author: Mary Roach
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#22. Nothing tells you more about an organization than the way it makes decisions. - Author: Dennis Bakke
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#23. Cool. I'm Kathryn, but everyone calls me Kat. And do not make any cat jokes or I'll have to hurt you. With my claws." she waved the long, blunt tips of her fingers at me. "Truth be told, I stopped speaking meow a long time ago." speaking meow? "I'm guessing calling you pretty kitty is out. - Author: Gena Showalter
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#24. The public is gullible ... If [many satirists are] making the same joke, that's the danger. Then there's a solidifying effect and it becomes a truth. - Author: Bill Maher
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#25. I'd always liked our inside jokes the best - they made me feel more connected to Amy than any amount of confessional truth-telling or passionate lovemaking or talk-till-sunrising. - Author: Gillian Flynn
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#26. Whether a man chooses to tell the truth in long sentences or short jokes is a problem analogous to whether he chooses to tell the truth in French or in German. - Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton
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#27. That's how we spent the day
drizzling sarcasm over the truth
dropping bad jokes like f-bombs ... - Author: Sarah Tregay
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#28. Love is next to Godliness with certain safeguards. - Author: Barbara Cartland
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#29. Jokes are hilarious only when you take them unreal and dreamlike, otherwise it becomes painful. So I always live otherworldly ... - Author: Saket Assertive
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#30. What you are alone is what you are. - Author: Adrian Rogers
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#31. A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world. - Author: Piero Scaruffi
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#32. I said it, just like that. No stupid jokes, no changing the subject. For once, I wasn't embarrassed, because it was the truth. I had fallen. I think I had always been falling. And she might as well know, if she didn't already, because there was no going back now. Not for me. - Author: Kami Garcia
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#33. Here is what I am not going to do: I am not going to go to a restaurant, take pictures of my food, download them, and call that a blog. That is beyond the pale. The Internet is such a bazaar of self-indulgences that I don't know why that particular one should bug me so much. But it really does. - Author: Jonathan Dee
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#34. If you have some respect for people as they are, you can be more effective in helping them to become better than they are. - Author: John W. Gardner
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#35. I was born loving music. It was always my friend. - Author: Diane Warren
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