Top 100 Quotes About Joanne
#2. I'm a troglodyte. I think that's the word for it. Like an old school weird person who throws bricks at their computers.
Joanne Kelly
#3. I'm happy with the way I look but I'm not Hollywood beautiful.
Joanne Froggatt
#4. I used to be neurotic. I didn't like myself very much. But somewhere in my mid-40s, my neuroses stopped seeming so important. I developed a sense of humor.
Joanne Woodward
#5. Polite contempt. The barbed and poisonous weapon of the righteous.
Joanne Harris
#6. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
No one's immune to bribery.
Joanne Harris
#7. Actors and writers need to come back to the theater because it's a place where you can learn. You have to pay your dues, and people who haven't paid their dues in the theater, I think, have a hard time creating a whole career.
Joanne Woodward
#8. In the final analysis, despite our diversity, there is only one type of vegan
a person who is committed to and practices a reverence and respect for all life.
Joanne Stepaniak
#9. Joanne Woodward's Mrs. Bridge is one of the best performances ever given on film of a middle-aged woman.
Jeanine Basinger
#10. Change isn't always comfortable, but it is a fact of life.
Joanne Harris
#11. First off, what the hell kind of name is that?
Wow, her parents were pretentious naming their daughter Temperance!
What the actual fuck?
Joanne McClean
#12. It may be something to do with my having been to a girls' school, but I'm far more comfortable making male friendships than female ones. My friends tend to be men and their significant others.
Joanne Harris
#15. Children are knives, my mother once said. They don't mean to, but they cut. And yet we cling to them, don't we, we clasp them until the blood flows.
Joanne Harris
#16. Like a flower she grows towards the light, without thinking or examining the process which moves her to do so. I wish I could do the same.
Joanne Harris
#17. In the head-spinning cosmos of climate change, everyday hundreds of people claim there are 'thousands of papers' in support of a theory, yet no one can actually name one single paper with empirical evidence that shows carbon dioxide emissions are the main cause of global warming.
Joanne Nova
#18. I'm sorry. You went too far.'
Lovely. What an epitaph.
Joanne Harris
#19. I tend to write about more than one generation because as a child I had contact with more than one generation; it was normal to be around older people.
Joanne Harris
#20. Those people who say that words have no power know nothing of the nature of words. Words, well placed, can end a regime; can turn affection to hatred; can start a religion or even a war. Words are the shepherds of lies; they lead the best of us to the slaughter.
Joanne Harris
#21. Library-denigrators, pay heed: suggesting that the Internet is a viable substitute for libraries is like saying porn could replace your wife.
Joanne Harris
#22. People reveal so much of their mental processes online, simply because the psychological effect of anonymity just means that a whole raft of inhibitions are left alone when people log on.
Joanne Harris
#23. I'm a child of the literary bent. I don't want to see 140 characters. I want to see a story.
Joanne Kelly
#24. Good Friends are like sunshine. A day is gloomy without them.
Joanne Fluke
#25. Don't cut bangs with a hatchet. Don't do brain surgery with a pickax.
Joanne Greenberg
#26. I watch 'House of Cards,' which was great. I don't watch a lot. I spend so much time doing it.
Joanne Kelly
#27. I am not convinced that either the position, rewards or achievements have been worth the cost. My personal and married life and child raising have surely suffered from the professional attainments I have achieved.
Joanne Simpson
#28. What do you do with mother love and mother wit when the babies are grown and gone away?
Joanne Greenberg
#29. Falling into a black hole would not be pleasant, having your limbs torn asunder and all the while appearing to your friends to be frozen in time just as you fell in
Joanne Baker
#30. It's not that I haven't had a good life. It's that I hadn't allowed myself to live a great one.
- from the essay Dear Someone, Amazed.
Joanne Crisner Alcayaga
#31. Eggs possess an elemental power. Their outer shell is earth. Their white is water. The membrane that lines the shell is air, and the yolk at the core is fire. The core of the egg preserves life and being, and therefore represents heaven and earth, while the white represents chaos.
Joanne Owen
#33. Acting is a child's prerogative. Children are born to act. Usually, people grow up and out of it. Actors always seem to me to be people who never quite did grow out of it.
Joanne Woodward
#34. I do Facebook, but I only have my friends and family on it, and they always laugh at me for how little I post. I don't know how to upload photos, so I never add pictures.
Joanne Froggatt
#35. Since I am no longer affiliated with any organization nor receiving any funding, I can speak quite frankly ... As a scientist I remain skeptical.
Joanne Simpson
#36. Pack them into a small round mold, or form a ball and flatten it to resemble a hockey puck (or a baby Brie if you're not from Minnesota and into winter sports.)
Joanne Fluke
#37. My parents were language teachers. They talked about teaching all the time and all their friends were teachers. It was considered a pre-ordained thing that I would go into teaching.
Joanne Harris
#38. Are you a victim or volunteer in your unhappy, failing relationship.
Joanne Williams
#40. The September 11th tragedy forced us all to look at the world in a different way, and it reminds us all of the importance of living every moment.
Joanne Woodward
#41. Crap. What do I say?
"Hi, I followed you here."
Yeah, that's not super creepy and stalkerish at all.
Nope, time for plan B.
Joanne McClean
#42. For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.
Joanne Fluke
#43. IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.
Joanne Fluke
#44. Sometimes the world is so much sicker than the inmates of its institutions.
Joanne Greenberg
#45. You'll never see a hearse towing a U-Haul.
Joanne Fluke
#46. It's a feeling which tells me that any woman can be beautiful in the eyes of a man who loves her.
Joanne Harris
#47. Ya game is fine, but ya booze-eyes are a problem. Not like ya ta drink this much. I reckon ya banjo'd, so ya are.
JoAnne Kenrick
#48. I'm incapable of hiding my feelings when I'm around someone I don't like.
Joanne Harris
#49. Drop by Bell's for an Irish Kiss anytime. The best in England
JoAnne Kenrick
#50. And what does that signify to you? he said, perhaps forgetting that if she could speak truly to the world, she would not be a mental patient.
Joanne Greenberg
#51. That's the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we're making margaritas
JoAnne Kenrick
#52. Doing anything worthwhile will present challenges, but everyone who achieves their goal is an ordinary person who becomes extraordinary.
Joanne Van Leerdam
#53. Vegans and vegetarians are commonly baited by nonvegetarians with "what if" scenarios that typically have no relevance to or bearing on most people's real-life situations.
Joanne Stepaniak
#54. But I rather thought
I mean, I heard you'd killed Balder the Fair."
"I never did," snapped Loki crossly. "Well, no one ever proved I did. What happened to the presumption of innocence? Besides, he was supposed to be invulnerable. Was it my fault that he wasn't?
Joanne Harris
#55. I could do with a bit more excess. From now on I'm going to be immoderate
and volatile
I shall enjoy loud music and lurid poetry. I shall be rampant.
Joanne Harris
#56. The condition of my skin changes often, depending on the season or if I'm traveling a lot.
Joanne Froggatt
#57. There is nothing that you can do to me that my own craziness doesn't do to me smarter and faster and better.
Joanne Greenberg
#59. When I'm filming, I live out of a suitcase, so everything is thrown everywhere. In real life, I'm a bit tidier.
Joanne Froggatt
#60. You seem to know a lot about it," she said. "And you do subtleties."
"Yeah. Like I've always wanted to destroy the Nine Worlds while committing suicide."
"Well, there's no need to be rude," protested Sif.
Joanne Harris
#61. I was dubious about the effects of the Alexander Technique when I first went in to experience it, but I found out almost immediately that the benefits were total - both physically and mentally - and, happily, have also been long-lasting.
Joanne Woodward
#62. I was a very bad accountant; I didn't care about money, golf or discovering fraud. After about a year I was sacked; then I went into teacher training.
Joanne Harris
#63. It's a fine line we walk on 'Warehouse 13.' We really earn our dramatic moments, but our tongues are always firmly in our cheeks. If we take ourselves too seriously, we get into trouble.
Joanne Kelly
#64. I've never viewed you as an enemy, more an adversary ...
Joanne Harris
#65. The wind always brings us back to the same wall
Joanne Harris
#66. But stories are worlds. New worlds for us to visit. In stories, we live forever.
Joanne Harris
#67. Two dates in one night - not bad at all! Hannah's frown changed to a grin as she lifted the lid and dropped her very favourite five-year-old pair of Nikes inside.
Joanne Fluke
#68. She was, after all, at home on D ward, more than she had ever been anywhere, and for the first time as a recognizable and defined thing - one of the nuts. She would have a banner under which to stand.
Joanne Greenberg
#69. We came in the wind of the carnival. A wind of change, or promises. The merry wind, the magical wind, making March hares of everyone, tumbling blossoms and coat-tails and hats; rushing towards summer in a frenzy of exuberance.
Joanne Harris
#70. I often think of hope as the "travel" virtue that transports us through dark days and helps us envision positive changes and new beginnings.
JoAnne Pedro-Carroll
#71. You should be ready to take advantage of all the opportunities that arise. Accept every invitation. Follow each whim. Some will work out, others won't. But don't give up.
Joanne Guidoccio
#72. Money in the hand is real - coins and bills. The rest I don't believe in, and I don't think I ever did, really. What's a check, after all, but a promise - mine, the bank's. Me, I know, but the bank?
Joanne Greenberg
#73. Why were you smiling like that?" "Smiling like what?" "Like the cat that got into the cream pot.
Joanne Fluke
#74. I am fascinated by how people eat and what it reveals about them.
Joanne Harris
#75. No one should be so precious as to refuse criticism of their work. But to respect an opinion, we have to know that it was given honestly and with proper thought.
Joanne Harris
#77. I've rarely played glamorous roles. I don't mind looking plain on camera.
Joanne Froggatt
#78. I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.
JoAnne Carner
#79. She believed in me. Where I had doubt and fear, she had faith.
Joanne Owen
#80. Fashion does seem to have a '20s comeback every few seasons, and I completely see why. It's a very feminine look: the fabrics and the shapes are very pretty and distinctive.
Joanne Froggatt
#82. The only way to improve is to set yourself harder goals.
Joanne Whalley
#83. The past is an obdurate stranger that puts as many marks on us as we attempt to impose on it.
Joanne Harris
#84. A hot, dry breeze greeted the Swensen sisters and their mother when they emerged from the air-conditioned interior of McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas.
Joanne Fluke
#85. In the old days of literature, only the very thick-skinned - or the very brilliant - dared enter the arena of literary criticism. To criticise a person's work required equal measures of erudition and wit, and inferior critics were often the butt of satire and ridicule.
Joanne Harris
#86. I can write absolutely anywhere. All I need is a laptop.
Joanne Harris
#87. There was something wonderful about a blank sheet of notepaper. The lines were there, just waiting to be filled, and the page could turn into anything from a grocery list to the opening of The Great American Novel. The possibilities were endless.
Joanne Fluke
#88. three men can keep a secret, but only if two of them are dead.
Joanne Fluke
#89. I guess the one thing that people don't know about me is, I had my belly button pierced but not anymore.
Joanne Froggatt
#90. I have a "carpe diem" mug and, truthfully, at six in the morning the words do not make me want to seize the day. They make me want to slap a dead poet. (Oct. 28th is officially Slap A Dead Poet Day in our Family now)
Joanne Sherman
#91. No matter how harsh or negative your thoughts are, there is always a right way of saying them.
Joanne Crisner Alcayaga
#92. I believe that being happy is the only important thing. Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or torturous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.
Joanne Harris
#93. Weeds and wheat cannot grow peacefully together. Any gardener could tell you the same thing.
Joanne Harris
#94. The most I've spent on shoes were a pair from Kurt Geiger for £250.
Joanne Froggatt
#95. Measure the hate you feel now, and the shame. That quantity is your capacity also to love and to feel joy and to have compassion.
Joanne Greenberg
#96. I'm warning you now," said Freyja stiffly, "I have ... certain issues ... with Loki." (Maddy wondered briefly whether there was anyone in the Nine Worlds who didn't have issues with Loki.)
Joanne Harris
#97. The memory may not change in form, but years of underlining give it a weight that can become tremendous. Each of the many, many times you are called to remember the cold of abandonment, the bars, and the loneliness, this experience says deep inside you, 'You see? That's the way life is, after all.
Joanne Greenberg
#98. You get a happy feeling helping someone read. You feel sort of like a wizard.
Joanne Rocklin
#99. I love it when my books cause controversy, when people argue violently about the ending.
Joanne Harris
#100. I find him cracking open a beer in the kitchen.
Jeez, doesn't the guy know the dangers of alcohol poisoning?
Joanne McClean
