Top 62 Quotes About Jerry Springer
#1. There's was no pressure on it for me - I just went in and had fun. Whatever Jason Moore, the director, asked me to do, I did it! I ran around the room acting like a crazy guest on "Jerry Springer" and yelling at the audience. I just went for it.
Max Von Essen
#2. I don't have 'The Jerry Springer Show'. I just got 'Family Feud', but some of them families, when they lose, man, they have some real conversations with each other back behind that wall, but I've never been involved in any of them.
Steve Harvey
#3. Mr Davis was a middle class tremble of a man worried about an unseemly display and his Jerry Springer moment
Saira Viola
#4. You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.
Eminem
#5. Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.
Charles Barkley
#6. , I have a friend living as a woman. But she's almost too "normal," to be quite frank. I'm not relying on her, because "The Jerry Springer Show" has such huge characters. I'm trying to come up with a little more dysfunction than that.
Max Von Essen
#7. My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
Roseanne Barr
#8. In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.
Marilyn Manson
#9. I've been watching 'Pawn Stars' every week for the last year. I like learning about the history behind the items that people bring into the pawnshop. I actually pawned a ring once that a woman sent to me while I was on 'Jerry Springer.' It was really gaudy.
Steve Wilkos
#10. Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
Hal Sparks
#11. You know how is it when you love someone? And the hard part, the bad part, the Jerry Springer Show part is that you never stop loving someone. There's always a piece of them in your heart.
Neil Gaiman
#12. The talk show, as a genre, has been in decline for a while. It started with Jerry Springer, when the talk shows suffered a metamorphosis, going from the real and social issues to the hair-raising.
Cristina Saralegui
#13. Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'
Craig Kilborn
#14. Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.
James Woods
#15. Who was I to meddle in people's love lives? Mine was a mess. My heart
wanted the one thing it wasn't allowed to have - love with someone besides my
cupid-appointed soul mate. I was so screwed up, I made the dysfunctional
relationships on Jerry Springer look wholesome.
Jenn Windrow
#16. Jean sat at the end of the bar, watching Jerry Springer as she drew deeply on a long cigarette. The woman smoked like a freight train, especially while watching talk shows.
Rose Wynters
#17. I can't deny that Jerry Springer supposedly beating us didn't affect me. There was a point where I felt like, Golly, you work so hard, you try so hard and the people say they want meaningful television and then Jerry Springer ends up beating you. It was disturbing.
Oprah Winfrey
#18. All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making someone else's life better.
Jerry Springer
#19. We are all born as empty vessels which can be shaped by moral values.
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#21. I should get a weekend show where all I do is play country music.
Jerry Springer
#22. I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.
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#23. I'm not conflicted. Because I know. There's me, and there's the show.
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#24. Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.
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#25. When I was first on 'Dancing With The Stars', people were really shocked and surprised.
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#27. To go from politics to news, at least the subject matter is the same, even if the view is different.
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#28. You fight to defend a lover, not to win one. If you do, it isn't love.
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#29. [Invading Iraq] would create generations that hated the USA.
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#31. It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
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#32. I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.
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#33. You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.
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#34. I'm a happy guy, but if I'm in a rare dark mood, I won't go out because I don't want to be horrible to people.
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#35. Love is great for us, but we don't always love who is great for us.
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#36. I like the idea that there's no censorship, because it's consistent with my views that we live in a free society and people ought to be able to express their views.
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#37. TV is a huge draw. It's a magnet. Even when I was a policeman, if I was on a police scene and the news showed up, I'd race home to see if I would be on TV for 2 seconds!
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#38. I watch sports and cable news. I'm a political junkie, so that's my interest.
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#40. I'm in shape, but only if you consider a circle a shape.
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#41. I don't live in Hollywood. I don't have celebrities as friends. I like them, but I don't pal around with them. I just live in the Midwest, a real normal world.
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#43. I treat politics kind of like my religion. It's something I believe in, but I don't want to have to make a living at it, because if you make a living at it, you somehow become dishonest.
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#44. It really was a hell of a motorcycle, ..It was arguably the first American motorcycle company, beating Harley by a year or so. Indian was the standard by which everything was gauged.
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#45. I couldn't do my show without spending 12 years on the streets of Humboldt Park. It made me a better interrogator. Still, if they had taken me out of my squad car and gave me a show, I would've been terrible. But on 'Springer,' the spotlight was on Jerry and I got to grow up within the show.
Steve Wilkos
#46. The overarching issue, as I see it, is the elitism of America's political system; the fact that regular, ordinary Americans aren't considered in policy debates or legislation, and regularly get shafted by the powers-that-be in Washington.
Jerry Springer
#47. My guess is more reporters probably vote Democrat than Republican - just because I think reporters are smart.
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#49. In one generation, my family went from extermination simply because of how they pray to God to this ridiculously privileged life I live today. So how can I not love America?
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#50. We can't just have mainstream behavior on television in a free society, we have to make sure we see the whole panorama of human behavior.
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#51. I can't imagine anybody who has spoken to more, or presented more non-famous people on television in the history of the world.
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#52. I knew early on that I would do politics, but I would never make a living at it. I would do something else.
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#53. No one would have picked me out in high school and said, 'This guy is going to be in show business.' I don't have any of the talents you would normally associate with show business.
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#54. It's hard thinking about Iraq at night when I'm dancing with transvestites in the afternoon.
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#56. If you can't be committed to another person, at least be committed to the concept of character and don't cheat.
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#57. My campaign is based upon the proposition that the answers to the problems which currently plague our cities, our towns, and our homes, are not to be found in the decisions in Washington. They are instead to be found in the hearts, minds and resources of our own people here at home.
Jerry Springer
#58. There is nothing that makes us feel so good as the idea that someone else is an evildoer.
Robert Lynd
#59. Obviously I wanted to be a bus driver - and I still do. If only I could get a part time job.
Jerry Springer
#60. The bias against the show is purely elitist. We're all like the people on the show - the difference is that some of us speak better, or were born richer. There's nothing that happens on my show that rich people don't experience.
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#61. I'm liberal, but I watch the three majors. Obviously I watch MSNBC, also CNN and Fox, which is what I would call ridiculously to the right.
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#62. There's something about the openness of the American people. Yes, we have our faults, but deep down, there's a goodness. America doesn't want to take over the world; in many ways, we don't want to be bothered by the rest of the world.
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