Quotes About Jalapeno

#1. Gotta have my make up, in case I run into Joey and he wants to beat the shit out of me. Gotta look my best! Maybe he'll punch me repeatedly in the kidneys and the stomach so it doesn't mark up my face. He's so thoughtful!

George Carlin

#2. Yeah, I do. Matthias is right. Wow. That tasted like battery acid, mixed with jalapeno cyanide and shoved down my throat with a spiked spoon.

A&E Kirk

#3. I think jalapeno sounds like a bunch of letters piling into a beat-up old word to get tacos.

Edmond Manning

#4. The freedom of affluence opposes and contradicts the freedom of community life.

Wendell Berry

#5. Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpecker jokes. My first original character didn't happen until later, and that was Jose the Jalapeno on a Stick.

Jeff Dunham

#6. When I think of my Latina side, I imagine family barbecues with carne asada, rice, beans, tortillas and a jalapeno on my plate along with 'Vicente Fernandez' blaring out the speakers. Spicy food. Salsa. Tamales. Family.

Alicia Sixtos

#7. Treat backstory like a pungent spice. I say this to encourage you to picture a jalapeno pepper that can set your mouth on fire, every time you even think about adding backstory into your book.

What you need is subtlety.

Sandy Vaile

#8. Chipotles, which are dried jalapeno peppers, give out a terrific smoky flavour - they're warm, earthy and usually not too spicy.

Yotam Ottolenghi

#9. I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled with hot sauce.

Lisa Ling

#10. That kind of natural understanding doesn't develop naturally

Kenny Cunningham

#11. Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeno up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just ... (wipes his nose)

Eddie Harris

#12. For once, I understood the Caleb mania. He was like a jalapeno, bright and smooth, but dangerously hot. A small part of me wanted to bit him.

Tarryn Fisher

#13. I finally understood what true love meant ... love meant that you care for another person's happiness more than your own, no matter how painful the choices you face might be.

Nicholas Sparks

#14. i'm pretty sure you have s t a r d u s t running through those v e i n s. - women are some kind of magic.

Amanda Lovelace

#15. Love increases through righteous restraint and decreases through impulsive indulgence.

David A. Bednar

#16. The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. It has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes.

P. J. O'Rourke

#17. I got enemies, I got a lotta enemies. Got a lotta people tryna drain me of my energy.

Drake

#18. We don't get to choose what we carry, but we do get to choose the grace with which we carry it. I

Mia Sheridan