Jose Jalapeno Quotes

#1. I'm not in the Shakespeare stakes. I have no ambition.

Ian Fleming

#2. Man is very capable of imagining infinite happiness, and he should be able to grasp the infinity of space - I

Walter Isaacson

#3. Imagine this:
Ice is coming to YOUR house.
Can you HEAR it knocking?
Are you ready?
What will YOU do?

Cornelia Connie D. DeDona

#4. As we learn to see each other through our spiritual eyes, the physical differences will cease to matter.

Iyanla Vanzant

#5. Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpecker jokes. My first original character didn't happen until later, and that was Jose the Jalapeno on a Stick.

Jeff Dunham

#6. When I became of service to other people I stopped worrying about my weight so much.

Judith Light

#7. I wept because I was re-experiencing the enthusiasm of my childhood; I was once again a child, and nothing in the world could cause me harm.

Paulo Coelho

#8. I cannot believe that the American people and the people they elected would use the Constitution to stifle any group's rights.

Jean O'Leary