Quotes About Jaffa Cakes

#1. Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes.

Simon R. Green

#2. a packet of Jaffa Cakes is a binary object, by which I mean it has only two states: unopened or empty. There have been rumoured sightings of half packets, but the evidence is debatable.

Marty Jopson

#3. Will you be my wife?"

"You're asking me?"

"Well, no one else is.

Melina Marchetta

#4. Practice living every moment of your daily life deeply and in freedom. If that's what you really want, then what you need to do is let go of pursuing the past, the future, and all your worries, and come back to the present moment.

Thich Nhat Hanh

#5. The goddess of beauty is the goddess Kitsch.

Hermann Broch

#6. An unrestricted satisfaction of every need presents itself as the most enticing method of conducting one's life, but it means putting enjoyment before caution, and soon brings its own punishment.

Sigmund Freud

#7. In real life, I'm always in tracksuits, and I never wear makeup.

Teresa Palmer

#8. I have converted the machinery of my fate into the servant of my will.

MacDonald Harris

#9. If your goal is to change the world, you can't start by doing things the same old way because it sells better.

Henry Spencer

#10. Never allow anything that divides or destroys the oneness of your life with Christ to remain in your life without facing it.

Oswald Chambers

#11. I feel sure we are the great coming nation - yet" - and she sighed - "I feel my life should have drowsed away close to an older, mellower civilization, a land of greens and autumnal browns -

F Scott Fitzgerald

#12. A smile for death is the final courtesy.

Jocelyne Saucier

#13. I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and essential worth, but not when you're three feet tall.

Richard Matheson

#14. I thought it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house at night and throw up in his mailbox,
-Jace

Cassandra Clare

#15. The burden of being black is that you have to be superior just to be equal. But the glory of it is that, once you achieve, you have achieved, indeed.

Jesse Jackson

#16. Treasure, that is what you are

Bruno Mars