Top 37 Quotes About Jackasses: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Jackasses

#1. I'm Trey. And you are ... ?"
"Intolerant of jackasses who fuck with my female.

#2. A good writer does not receive anywhere near the number of poison-pen letters that is commonly assumed. Among a hundred jackassesthere are not ten who will admit to being jackasses, and at most one who will put it in writing.

Karl Kraus

#3. Th' world's full o' jackasses brayin' an' they never bray nowt but lies.

Frances Hodgson Burnett

#4. The time has come when I am for everybody fighting the rebels. Let Indians fight them; let the Negroes fight them; and if you have got any strong-legged jackasses in Iwoa that can kick rebels to death, they have my hearty consent.

Abraham Lincoln

#5. Fascism rewarded jackasses in uniform. Democracy gives priviliges to those in sports' gear. In Italy, political regimes come to pass. The jackasses remain. Triumphant.

Indro Montanelli

#6. It's war, you jackasses," Keyes snapped. "I'm sorry it's not terribly convenient or comfortable for you.

John Scalzi

#7. To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all.

Karl Kraus

#8. In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal.

Edward Abbey

#9. I haven't dated Clancy - God help me if I do - but he's tipping my all-men-are-jackasses theory completely over the edge of the scale. To add insult to injury, he looks like the damn cover of a romance novel. I hate those covers.

N.L. Gervasio

#10. If you want to know what you are, you are a set of highly well-intentioned young jackasses.

G.K. Chesterton

#11. - He's arrogant, and he sleeps with everything he can get his filthy hands on. Most of time, I just want to claw his creepy eyes out. How could I like him? He's a jackass.
- And girls love jackasses. That's why I can't get a date. I'm too damn nice.

Kody Keplinger

#12. Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)

Greg Campbell

#13. A pack of jackasses led by a lion is superior to a pack of lions led by a jackass.

George Washington

#14. Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn.

Thomas Chandler Haliburton

#15. So the carnival steams by, shakes ANY tree: it rains jackasses.

Ray Bradbury

#16. Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.

H.L. Mencken

#17. A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.

Will Rogers

#18. Hey! Remember the '90s?
The Clintons were in office, everybody was using AOL, Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri did "the Cheerleaders" on SNL, and everybody thought Oasis was fantastic.
In hindsight, we were all a bunch of potato-salad-eating jackasses.

Julie Klausner

#19. It didn't make any more sense to me then than it does now, how life can pile troubles up on a man what don't deserve them, while letting some of the biggest jackasses and scoundrels alive waltz their way through long, untroubled existences.

Caleb Carr

#20. No, I can't die because there are too many jackasses falling over themselves to take my place! I may live forever just to spite them!

Jamie McGuire

#21. turning men into dribbling, fumbling jackasses and controlling the world and shit." "Controlling

Laekan Zea Kemp

#22. So release yourself from that. Don't be strategic or coy. Strategic and coy are for jackasses. Be brave. Be authentic. Practice saying the word 'love' to the people you love so when it matters the most to say it, you will.

Cheryl Strayed

#23. Knowledge is like the carrot, few know by looking at the green top that the best part, the orange part, is there. Like the carrot, if you don't work for it, it will wither away and rot. And finally, like the carrot, there are a great many donkeys and jackasses that are associated with it.

Nasreddin

#24. Democracy is the worship of jackals by jackasses.

H.L. Mencken

#25. In other words, the man at the ticket office had personally had intimate social and commercial progress with more nitwits, dowagers, traveling salesmen, conventioneers, old fogies, and outright jackasses than the entire population of the City of Brotherly Love. I

Joe Queenan

#26. The jackasses at Elections Canada are out of control.

Stephen Harper

#27. It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you thought it made the Senators hot, you wait till you see what happens when the jackasses hear how they have been slandered.

Will Rogers

#28. Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.

Roger Ebert

#29. You and I are about to show these jackasses what we're made of.

Samantha Chase

#30. You jackass. We're all going to die here. You know that, right?' Harrier said.
Yeah, Eugens said shakily. ' ... Guess I might as well die here with you as out on the desert with a bunch of other jackasses.

Mercedes Lackey

#31. I wonder how harmless such people are? To what extent civilization is retarded by the laughing jackasses, the empty-minded belittlers?

Robert A. Heinlein

#32. No' is golden. 'No' is the kind of power the good witch wields. It's the way whole, healthy, emotionally evolved people manage to have relationships with jackasses while limiting the amount of jackass in their lives.

Cheryl Strayed