Quotes About Internet Explorer

#1. I'd rather use Windows and Internet Explorer in Hell than I'd use Linux and Mozilla Firefox in Heaven!

Steve Ballmer

#2. Profane, vulgar, or crude language and inappropriate or off-color jokes are offensive to the Lord. Never misuse the name of God or Jesus Christ.

Thomas S. Monson

#3. What made us dream that he could comb gray hair?

William Butler Yeats

#4. Internet Explorer, your honor, is the fruit of Microsoft's statutory violations and it should be denied them.

Brendan Sullivan

#5. Come, come, be every one officious
To make this banquet; which I wish may prove
More stern and bloody than the Centaurs' feast.

William Shakespeare

#6. Sometime female characters, especially in the genre of something that people consider rom-com, make mistakes in a cute way or they're a mess in a way that's palatable. I like that.

Greta Gerwig

#7. Might as well ask the once-popular Magic 8-Ball something. It got "Outlook not so good" right. I don't know if anyone ever asked it about Internet Explorer.

Ryan North

#8. If internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to make it your default browser, then you are brave enough to ask your crush out.

Will Daab

#9. To live is often only to have a choice of several despairs.

Georgette Leblanc

#10. Keynes himself had taken the view that capitalism would not survive if its workings were reduced to merely furnishing the wealthy with the means to get wealthier.

Tony Judt

#11. Internet Explorer, Microsoft's crashware turd that no one under the age of forty used voluntarily.

Cory Doctorow

#12. A passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young.

Oscar Wilde

#13. It wasn't sexual in its element. I wasn't being exploited. I was doing what happened. It was very challenging because I played Phyllis from 15 years old to 53 when she died of breast cancer.

Lesley-Anne Down

#14. My life had devolved into a fluorescent haze of desktop Outlook/Internet Explorer/Excel screens by day followed by laptop Chrome/Facebook/Netflix nights.

Wayne Gladstone

#15. It's important to respect both your teammates and your opponents. Friendships can make a victory last forever.

James Koven

#16. Going out across the desert I remember the feelings that you have, wondering if you're going to make it out alive. Right now I wonder what that was all about. What was the point of all of that? I don't think there's any appetite from the American people to go back and do our work twice.

Scott Perry

#17. He slid a hand into her hair, tightening his grip enough to lightly tug her head up so that she was looking into his eyes again. Don't make promises you can't keep.

Jill Shalvis

#18. cigar, and walked up and down before the house, a portly,

Sinclair Lewis

#19. Housman ran the same analysis for absences from work. The pattern was the same: Firefox and Chrome users were 19 percent less likely to miss work than Internet Explorer and Safari fans.

Adam M. Grant