Quotes About Insurance Salesman

#1. Wes held my hand in front of Dad, who played it real easy, like I had boys around all the time. JoAnn said I was lucky, and she should know. Her father specialized in fear, being a life insurance salesman, and could bring a boy to his knees.

Joan Bauer

#2. I have been working since I was 20, and I'm 38. I actually once averaged out what I had made over my professional life. I think I could have made that much as a waiter or an insurance salesman. You know, I spent so many years in my 20's making $10,000 a year.

Sebastian Junger

#3. There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Woody Allen

#4. My dad was in the army. World War II. He got his college education from the army. After World War II he became an insurance salesman. Really, I didn't know my dad very well. He and my mother split up after the war. I was raised by my maternal grandmother and grandfather, and by my mother.

Al Pacino

#5. Think like an artist. Dress like an insurance salesman.

Tibor Kalman

#6. The deeper education consists in unlearning one's first education.

Paul Valery

#7. I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise ... Sleeping through it.

Daniel Tosh

#8. Our leaders are the finest men, that's whey we elect them again and again.

Tom Paxton

#9. Unencountered Language is the court and spark between words we recognize and those we don't.

Andrew Lakey

#10. The calmer thought is not always the right thought, just as the distant view is not always the truest view

Nathaniel Hawthorne

#11. The problem with the designs of most engineers is that they are too logical. We have to accept human behavior the way it is, not the way we would wish it to be.

Donald A. Norman

#12. All you can do as an artist is do what you think is an extension of you. You put down on paper ... who you are. Thats what being an artist is all about. And when it gets done, you dont look back at it and say, Oh, I could have done that better

Justin Timberlake

#13. You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion.

Mort Walker

#14. Tap Life on the shoulders and fall a little more in love.

Rachel Hawthorne

#15. I have never owned a share of stock in my life, and the only time I've double dipped into anything is at the snack tray.

Michael Moore

#16. Certain readers resented me when they could no longer recognize their territory, their institution.

Jacques Derrida

#17. When getting help with money, whether it is insurance, real estate or investments you should always look for a person with the heart of a teacher, not the heart of a salesman.

Dave Ramsey