Quotes About Ifs

#1. P.S. - This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. If you don't expect much you can't be disappointed.

Deborah Roberts

#3. I am exhausted if I don't work.

Pablo Picasso

#4. Death is release, if you've lived all right.

Edward Albee

#5. Even if you can't prevent another's sorrow, caring will lessen it.

Frank A. Clark

#6. If you are to advance, all fixed ideas must go.

Joseph Campbell

#7. We all know that if you run, you are pretty much choosing a life of success because of it.

Deena Kastor

#8. If I read something and I love it, I'll do it and I don't even ask what the budget is.

Eric Bana

#9. How happily some people would live if they troubled themselves as little about other people's business as about their own.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

#10. We cannot change God. God is unchangeable. If changes are to be made, they must be made in us.

R.C. Sproul

#11. Who knows if Shakespeare might not have thought less if he had read more?

Edward Young

#12. If it is a woman's function to give, she must be replenished, too.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

#13. If you want to achieve the unimaginable, you start by imagining it.

Chris Guillebeau

#14. If I'm learning something, that's all I want to talk about.

LeCrae

#15. If you're not into Metal - you are not my friend!

Joey DeMaio

#16. If someone is passed out they're not even WITH you consciously! so WITH implies consent.

Cee Lo Green

#17. If you would find gold, you must search where gold is.

William Juneau

#18. If the staffe be crooked, the shadow cannot be straight.

George Herbert

#19. Baldwin often times stumbles over the truth, but he always picks himself up and hurries on as if nothing had happened.

Winston Churchill

#20. You will never get anywhere if you do not do your homework.

Jim Rogers

#21. If you have no opposition in the place you serve, you're serving in the wrong place.

G. Campbell Morgan

#22. If u cannot love a person whom you see,then how can you love God whom you have never seen..

Mother Teresa

#23. Writers are always a great nuisance to publishers. If they could do without them, they would.

Fay Weldon

#24. If I can't understand something, then it's probably nonsense.

Stephen Wolfram

#25. If you want to learn how to sing, listen to Ella Fitzgerald.

Vincente Minnelli

#26. If we have the truth, it cannot be harmed by investigation. If we have not the truth, it ought to be harmed.

J. Reuben Clark

#27. People keep saying, How'd you get power? Nobody gives you power. I'll tell you what power is. Power in my estimation is if people will listen to you. That's it.

David Miscavige

#28. Do not flatter yourselves: if you go to places of worship merely to look about you or to hear music, you are not worshipping God.

Charles Spurgeon

#29. If Obama was white, he'd be up by 17 points.

Alec Baldwin

#30. If you want to get things you can't buy in a store, you have to do things never thought of before.

Dr. Seuss

#31. fear actually relies on faith...it's simply faith in the wrong things. Fear is placing you faith in "what ifs" rather in than in "God is

Craig Groeschel

#32. If your judgement is clouded, you must be carrying too many things which are being a burden to you.

Yoko Ono

#33. It's hard to stay on purpose if we don't know what our purpose is.

Sam Horn

#34. Religion is the most gentlemanly thing in the world. It alone will gentilize, if unmixed with cant.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

#35. Be unrelenting. If you don't believe, then who will?

Kara Goucher

#36. I'd be a billionaire if I could get a dollar for all the bullsh*t that I hear a day.

Big Sean

#37. If you think down, you will go down. If you think up, you will go up. You'll always travel in the direction of your thinking.

T.D. Jakes

#38. I'm not going to start churning out what you expect. If you want me to be a manufactured act, you can f*** off.

Lady Gaga

#39. Your punishment if you're a woman. Not loved enough.

Joyce Carol Oates

#40. If get a jump right, there's a feeling of flying.

Jonathan Edwards

#41. If you can explain a poem, it is not a poem. Poetry has to be inexplicable.

Luis Gonzalez

#42. It is no more possible to live in the future than it is to live in the past. If life is not now, it is never.

Wendell Berry

#43. If you aren't an activist you're an inactivist.

Ric O'Barry

#44. Thor is a legend after all and if you're getting a legend back, you've got to get the Darby in.

Rhys Darby

#45. If anything is worth trying at all, it's worth trying at least 10 times.

Art Linkletter

#46. If you are using search data to decide what's fashionable, you are not fashionable.

Peter Sagal

#47. The "what-ifs": they'll do a number on you.

Wally Lamb

#48. If you make a mistake, it doesn't mean you're a mistake.

Joyce Meyer

#49. If you truly feared failure, you'd be very successful.

Barbara Sher

#50. Wine is for sharing. What's the fun of swirling, swishing, sloshing and yakking if my friends can't join in?

Jennifer Rosen

#51. If I have just an ounce of sense, I follow the great Way, and fear only to stray from it.

Laozi

#52. "Striking looking." That's a euphemism if I ever heard one.

Ron Perlman

#53. If you are good for nothing else, you can still serve as a bad example.

Peter L. Berger

#54. If you lose 50%, it takes 100% to get back to where you started-and that takes something you can never get back: time.

Tony Robbins

#55. If we are leading but not closely following Christ, we are misleading.

Beth Moore

#56. And the '99 finals at the French - if I had won that one easily, no one would have talked about it.

Martina Hingis

#57. When you make a record, your own record, and you don't even recognize it yourself, it's hard to think if anybody else is going to recognize.

Robbie Robertson

#58. If I had more time, I would have written less.

Mark Twain

#59. If you stop reading and learning, you will start repeating yourself; that's why, old people always repeat the same things!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#60. If it is light, leave it white.

Robert Regis Dvorak

#61. I usually like to keep to myself, but others can tell if I'm upset because I'm keeping to myself.

Allen Evangelista

#62. If you can't be proud of what you do, go and sell shoes. Do something else.

Simon Baker

#63. You will live wisely if you are happy in your lot.

Horace

#64. If you must go nowhere, step out.

Jose Lezama Lima

#65. If men live decently it is because discipline saves their very lives for them.

Sophocles

#66. If we get it wrong about Jesus, it doesn't matter what else we get right.

Randy Alcorn

#67. If there's a heaven, I hope to hell I go!

Dolly Parton

#68. If one is cruel to himself, how can we expect him to be compassionate with others?

Hasdai Ibn Shaprut

#69. The pitch count situatio-it doesn't matter if you throw 120 or 80, whatever. It's the quality of pitches that you throw.

Eli Manning

#70. Ah, if you knew what peace there is in an accepted sorrow!

Jeanne Marie Bouvier De La Motte Guyon

#71. If we are nonviolent through and through, our nonviolence would have been self-evident.

Mahatma Gandhi

#72. If in the after life there is not music, we will have to import it.

Domenico Cieri

#73. What-ifs are for fools

Obert Skye

#74. If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything.

Winston Churchill

#75. I didn't go out looking for fights as a kid, but if it was necessary, I'd fight. Fighting was a daily thing where we lived.

Suzanne Vega

#76. If it is the greatest truth that you seek, the plants can direct you.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#77. If wed known we were going to be The Beatles wed have tried harder.

George Harrison

#78. If mutual respect does derive from unilateral respect, it does so by opposition.

Jean Piaget

#79. If you would make yourself agreeable wherever you go, listen to the grievances of others but never relate your own.

Josh Billings

#80. If there are a million roads into hell, there's not one road out.

Leonard Ravenhill

#81. I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

Bob Hope

#82. Never make a decision. Let someone else make it and then if it turns out to be the wrong one, you can disclaim it, and if it is the right one you can abide by it.

Howard Hughes

#83. The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

Robert A. Heinlein

#84. If anything I consider myself an anarchist,

Al Lewis

#85. You can't have style if you don't have substance.

Ozwald Boateng

#86. If things go wrong, don't go with them.

Roger Babson

#87. You can't find your voice if you don't use it.

Austin Kleon

#88. History will tell if we were really a good band or just a one day fly.

Billie Joe Armstrong

#89. Once you leave, you're no longer of that country, but you are never actually of the country that you go to, and if you go back, you're not anywhere. You never belong to anything.

Jessa Crispin

#90. If gold ruste, what shall iren do?

Geoffrey Chaucer

#91. Woman, if i was straight, i would steal you from him so hard.

Tammara Webber

#92. If I see Danny Hillis quoted as an expert on MPP one more time, I'm going to puke.

Larry Ellison

#93. Would a dating service on the net be 'frowned upon' ... ? I hope not. But even if it is, don't let that stop you from notifying me via net mail if you start one.

Richard Stallman

#94. If your environment is not to your liking, change it!

Napoleon Hill

#95. If you don't think you have the blues, just keep living.

Buddy Guy

#96. All friends are not for life, but if you have a true friend, you have a life.

Lois Wyse

#97. We ourselves can never be free if we rob others of their freedom.

Sharon Gannon

#98. He who preserves a man's life against his will does the same thing as if he slew him.

Horace

#99. I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.

Kristen Schaal

#100. You can't hold someone accountable for results if you supervise their methods.

Stephen Covey