Quotes About Hydrant

#1. I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Steven Wright

#2. Is that a space?
No, it's a hydrant.

Becky Albertalli

#3. Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

John Peers

#4. Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.

Mitchell Kapor

#5. The old woman had an old dog, but he hardly counted any more. He was so old that he looked like a stuffed dog. Once I took him for a walk down to the store. It was just like taking a stuffed dog for a walk. I tied him up to a stuffed fire hydrant and he pissed on it, but it was only stuffed piss.

Richard Brautigan

#6. God dispenses his goodness not with an eyedropper but a fire hydrant. Your heart is a Dixie cup, and his grace is the Mediterranean Sea. You simply can't contain it all. So let it bubble over. Spill out. Pour forth. And enjoy the flood.

Max Lucado

#7. I believe I saw a woodcock. He had a long bill like putting a fire hydrant into a pencil sharpener, then pasting it onto a bird and letting the bird fly away in front of me with this thing on its face for no other purpose than to amaze me.

Richard Brautigan

#8. The military was all about hierarchies, who urinated highest on the hydrant

Justin Cronin

#9. You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.

Alfred Kahn

#10. An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.

Jules Renard

#11. How often had that hydrant even been opened? Did you jet water through a car window, what, twice at best? Summer burned just a few afternoons long, in the end.
As for flying, Dose never even glanced at the sky. Flying was a summer within a summer, a whim. So why think of it at all?

Jonathan Lethem

#12. A fire hydrant is not something you want to lose, especially in an emergency.

Shannon Wiersbitzky

#13. It was a very intense and stressful situation. There was playing in the Johnny-pump (an opened fire hydrant) and the ice-cream man coming around and all of these games that we'd play, and suddenly it would turn just violent and there would be shootings at 12 in the afternoon on any given day.

Jay-Z

#14. A flirt is like a dipper attached to a hydrant; every one is at liberty to drink from it, but no one desires to carry it away.

Nathaniel Parker Willis

#15. Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second.

Robert Frost

#16. Laughter erupted from her belly and shot out her mouth like pigeons through an open cage door, schoolchildren bursting into summer vacation, water from a tapped hydrant.

Dennis Vickers

#17. The grass is always greener around the fire hydrant.

Jeff Rich

#18. If I sneezed, writers' vitals would spew out my nose like bats from a cave mouth, fiery balls from a roman candle, water from an open fire hydrant.

Dennis Vickers

#19. Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!

Jessica Simpson

#20. Some days I feel like I'm only the fire hydrant to Westminster dog show.

Bob Beckel

#21. Chuck is a short guy but he works out a lot, so as a result he's built like a fire hydrant. Most of the time he acts like a fire hydrant, too.

David Levithan

#22. Collecting intelligence information is like trying to drink water out of a fire hydrant. You know, in hindsight It's great. The problem is there's a million dots at the time.

Louis Freeh

#23. Once I was walking from The Mercer in New York - because otherwise I don't walk anywhere - and this woman paparazzo who was following me fell over a fire hydrant and her whole tooth went through her lip. I leant over her, saying, 'Are you all right?' and she was still taking pictures.

Kate Moss

#24. Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.

William J. Clinton

#25. A screenwriter is much like being a fire hydrant with a bunch of dogs lined up around it.

Frank Miller

#26. Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking what a fire hydrant feels about dogs.

Ann Landers

#27. Some decisions, like opening a fire hydrant to put out a fire, are easy to make. Other decisions, like deciding how to best distribute a drought-limited water supply among urban, rural and recreational uses, require careful deliberation.

Ben Nelson

#28. Six biscuits, crow, hydrant!

Jason A. Myers

#29. Have you ever seen the stars in the night? See them closely, they will tell you, how to be open, how to love and how to shine and twinkle without any differences and jealousy of other stars.

Santosh Kalwar

#30. Teddy is a stone-cold son-of-a-bitch killer.

Richard Kadrey

#31. Be Certain:
One cannot possibly guess their way through life. As every creation is manifested with a definite purpose by our Creator, so it must be with all actions we undertake.

Therone Shellman

#32. Nashville may be famed for its country music, but this may well be the capital of rock and roll music in the United States of America.

Paul Stanley

#33. This is what true love is about, the Rebbe told Sharfstein. "It's the small acts that you do on a daily basis that turn two people from a 'you and I' into an 'us.'" Sharfstein

Joseph Telushkin

#34. The voice I use is a very old hardware speech synthesizer made in 1986. I keep it because I have not heard a voice I like better and because I have identified with it.

Stephen Hawking

#35. Never,ever confuse what happens on a runway with fashion. A runway is spectacle. It's only fashion when a woman puts it on. Being well dressed hasn't much to do with having good clothes. It's a question of good balance and good common sense.

Oscar De La Renta

#36. I refused to take no for an answer.

Bessie Coleman

#37. I like mainstream movies that are completely off the wall.

Robert Downey Jr.