Quotes About Horniness

#1. Theology is a means to enjoying and worshiping God, or it is useless.

John Piper

#2. One of the things people did best at the office was to use flexibility to its last atom.

Pawan Mishra

#3. America is the moral force that defeated communism and all those who would put the human soul itself into bondage.

Ronald Reagan

#4. I don't want an underachiever working on my car's transmission. Why would I want someone regular sitting in the Oval Office? Sorry, give me somebody who has demonstrated a capacity to excel.

John Ridley

#5. The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.

Ann Landers

#6. My cock ached, but this moment was more than sex, more than horniness.

Annabel Joseph

#7. The West is not in the West. It is a project, not a place.

Edouard Glissant

#8. When we understand clearly that inner peace is the real source of happiness, and how, through spiritual practice, we can experience progressively deeper levels of inner peace, we will develop tremendous enthusiasm to practice

Geshe Kelsang Gyatso

#9. Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid.

Dani Alexander

#10. My favorite dish is brown rice with lentils, roasted red and yellow peppers, and fennel, with a sweet potato and a salad on the side.

Christie Brinkley

#11. The key to liberation is within. - Each man binds himself; the fetters are ignorance, laziness, preoccupation with self, and fear. He must liberate himself, while accepting the fact that we are of this world, so that "In summer we sweat; in winter we shiver.

Bruce Lee

#12. Horniness is just a mental state with a physical repercussion.

Bink Cummings

#13. I had begun to think my ripening body would wither untasted on the vine.

Jacqueline Carey

#14. His dick is hard now, like mine, a divining rod in a land where water is everywhere.

James Halat

#15. Destroy the seed and the plant will never grow. Man alone, of all creatures of earth, can change his thought pattern and become the architect of his destiny.

Spencer W. Kimball

#16. The Wild Wood is pretty well populated by now; with all the usual lot, good, bad, and indifferent - I name no names. It takes all sorts to make a world.

Kenneth Grahame

#17. The universe has an itch, and I have been called upon to scratch it.

James Halat

#18. Death is not the end death can never be the end. Death is the road. Life is the traveller. The Soul is the Guide

Sri Chinmoy

#19. Extreme horniness, extreme satisfaction, or extreme peace.

Pepper Winters

#20. When your mother is the grave and your father is a lightning bolt it tends to make you kind of horny. And death has a way of removing one's inhibitions.

Aussiescribbler

#21. There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#22. The only winner today is big business.

Stonewall Jackson

#23. And I reminded myself that it's easy to be grateful for the obvious blessings in life, much harder to be grateful for the tough moments and the lessons they teach.

Celia Rivenbark

#24. I have a horror of people who speak about the beautiful. What is the beautiful? One must speak of problems in painting!

Pablo Picasso

#25. Sighing, I turn to the girls. "Rain check?"

Neither of them puts up much of a fight. Apparently Miss Allie didn't just kill the mood, she scorched the fuckin' earth and covered it with salt to prevent horniness from ever growing back.

Elle Kennedy