Quotes About Hernia

#1. I feel waves of hatred against the stupidity of my era suffocating me. Shit is rising into my mouth , as with a strangulated hernia

Flaubert

#2. Telling a writer to relax is like telling a man to relax while being prodded for a possible hernia.

William Zinsser

#3. Computers are scary. They're nightmares to fix, lose our stuff, and, on occasion, they crash, producing the blue screen of death. Steve Jobs knew this. He knew that computers were bulky and hernia-inducing and Darth Vader black. He understood the value of declarative design.

Wesley Morris

#4. A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

W.C. Fields

#5. If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight!

George Steinbrenner

#6. After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery.

Erma Bombeck

#7. I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

Richard Griffiths

#8. Money might be the root of all evil, but two million in stolen cash was mainly a hernia risk.

Carsten Stroud

#9. The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil's ruse.

Orhan Pamuk

#10. There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia.

Dave Barry

#11. grappling in a hernia truss with steel kegs of Yuengling. For

Michael Chabon

#12. Yo, warden. When do we eat around here? I'm hypoglycemic, plus I've got a hernia. And rabies simplex D. Basically, I need a ton of pills or my arms will fall off.

Kathy Reichs

#13. If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I've had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery.

Doug Stanhope

#14. The most recent was my match against Daniel Bryan at Fastlane. He kicked my scar from my recent hernia surgery. That was painful. I needed to take a step back from training that next day!

Roman Reigns

#15. It was said that the hernia whistled like a lugubrious bird on stormy nights and twisted in unbearable pain when a buzzard feather was burned nearby, but no one complained about those discomforts because a large, well-carried rupture was, more than anything else, a display of masculine honor.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#16. I've always believed a man is what he does, not what others say.

Renee Ahdieh

#17. I don't care about my character here on earth. I don't care about what other people think or say about me, all I care about is my standing before the Lord.

Brigham Young

#18. The capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning - Mahatma Gandhi

Jay Crownover

#19. You never get it right, you people, do you? Either we've got Fudge, pretending everything's lovely while people get murdered right under his nose, or we've got you, chucking the wrong people into jail and trying to pretend you've got 'The Chosen One' working for you!

J.K. Rowling

#20. Center Japantown Union

Kristine Poggioli

#21. Grey, just breathe. I love you. Unless you can tell me, without lying, that you dont love me back, then everything's going to be okay ...

Jasinda Wilder

#22. No one needs to tell me about the importance of the free press in a democratic society or about the essential role a newspaper can play in its community.

Robert Kennedy