Quotes About Heartburn

#1. Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

#2. The phone rang in the comm. center. Ian consulted the monitor. "It's Dan." He pressed a button. "Kabra here."
Dan's voice crackled through the attic. "Don't say it like that," he complained. "Your name still gives me heartburn.

Gordon Korman

#3. I have googled 'how long does heartbreak last?' The result more popular than that was 'how long does heartburn last?' This implies people suffer from heartburn more than they do heartbreak which is a good thing because heartbreak sucks way fucking more than acid reflux ever could.

Alexa Chung

#4. I voted for the Deficit Reduction Package with significant heartburn over the student aid provisions.

Bob Inglis

#5. No ... I ... I had this spicy Mexican food last night. It's only a bad case of heartburn. I don't need an exorcism. i need some Pepto-Bismo!

Michelle Rowen

#6. He looked around the room and felt heartburn coming on like the drunk mother of a friend.

Joel Kaplan

#7. The only thing I never have unless I'm pregnant is heartburn.

Jessica Capshaw

#8. I HAVE A HEARTBURN AND DIAHREA AT THE MOMENT
LIFE'S ABITCH. CHAT LATER?
[signed] SORE TUSH

Mitch Albom

#9. Food was supposed to be a slightly bigger part of 'Heartburn,' and it actually didn't turn out to be because of me. I just didn't find a way to make it a bigger part of the movie as I should have, and we cut several scenes in which food was a major character.

Nora Ephron

#10. No, I may not flavor your mind with hot and spicy ingredients that leave you panting for cool relief. I write for family, so I indulge your thoughts with just the right seasoning to awaken your palate for more without cause for heartburn.

J. Hale Turner

#11. Heartburn is how I recognize myself. It's how I know I feel like me. - Donny

Sharon Weil

#12. Sorry, kid. Whedon got it wrong. Stakes don't kill vampires, they just give us heartburn.

Brian K. Vaughan

#13. Oh my God, I used to get heartburn and all sorts of indigestion and stuff because I didn't feel well. And you know, I sit a lot because I write, and I gained a whole bunch of weight. My vanity just got to me, and I was like, 'I've got to do something!'

Kristin Cast

#14. Heartache makes
for good poetry,
heartburn
not so much.

S. Tarr

#15. I can't deal with a lot of spice but I have to eat it. I pay the price - I'm on medication for heartburn, so that's how I deal with it.

Tom Colicchio

#16. Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away ... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

Calvin Trillin

#17. We were given appetites, not to consume the world and forget it, but to taste its goodness and hunger to make it great.
That is the unconsolable heartburn, the lifelong disquietude of having been made in the image of God.

Robert Farrar Capon

#18. His negativity was giving me heartburn.

Micalea Smeltzer

#19. Don't worry. Here's the thing I've learned about pregnancy. Everything feels like a crisis and everything turns out to be heartburn.

Cammie McGovern

#20. I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

John Barrymore

#21. I think marriage is dangerous. The idea of two people trying to possess each other is wrong. I don't think the flare of love lasts. Your mind rather than your emotions must answer for the success of matrimony. It must be friendship - a calm companionship which can last through the years.

Carole Lombard

#22. That have never known inhabitants, or homes that have known owners and seen them ejected, the house standing triumphantly voided, humanless.

Gillian Flynn

#23. The beauty of cinema is that it can do some things that novels just can't.

Kaui Hart Hemmings

#24. The big artist keeps an eye on nature and steals her tools.

Thomas Eakins

#25. Let's just say I was in Special Forces and leave it at that. People can read into that what they like.

Christopher Lee

#26. Girls can fight with swords, too. Sometimes, even better than men can. They just have to want it badly enough that they're willing to work harder at it.

Nenia Campbell

#27. Hydraulic fracking is very much a necessary part of the future of natural gas.

Ken Salazar

#28. People ask, 'How can you let a defeat hurt you so much?' But it comes back to the effort you have put into your career as a youngster.

Luis Suarez