Quotes About Having A Pity Party

#1. Someone's having a pity party and didn't invite the rest of us.

Christopher Healy

#2. When you have lived longer in this world and outlived the enthusiastic and pleasing illusions of youth, you will find your love and pity for the race increase tenfold, your admiration and attachment to a particular party or opinion fall away altogether.

Joseph Henry Shorthouse

#3. Every relationship is an education.
Each new person we welcome into our hearts is a chance to evolve into something radically different than we used to be.

Brian K. Vaughan

#4. While the novel-writer aims at an eminently natural method of transcription, the author of the short story adopts a very artificial one

Henry Seidel Canby

#5. The history of all previous societies has been the history of class struggles.

Karl Marx

#6. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Mark Twain

#7. Pity party over?"
"Yeah, I think so."
"Good. Not good to wallow for too long. It's bad for the complextion.

Cynthia Hand

#8. Who wants a seat at my pity party?

Holly Goldberg Sloan

#9. We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous.

Andy Richter

#10. Five years from now I'm probably going to look back on the things I'm doing and cringe.

Fiona Apple

#11. Sweat has the power to end a pity party in such a way that even the hostess is happy.

Kristin Armstrong

#12. Education is only second to nature.

Horace Bushnell

#13. Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars.

Bernard Baruch

#14. I used to have a real problem with self-pity. Every time the devil would throw a pity party, I would attend.

Joyce Meyer

#15. While I have always, felt like an outsider, it's because of the professional choices I have made, so it's not like I am planning to throw myself a giant pity party.

Anna Paquin

#16. Look" I narrowed my eyes at Mr. Gorgeous. "I'm kind of in the middle of a nervous breakdown and after that I plan on having a very festive pity party, table for one, so unless you are here to put me out of my misery I suggest you scurry on your way.

Jennifer L. Hart

#17. Choosing to Let Go crashes the pity party thrown by all the "What ifs" and "If onlys.

Justin Young

#18. It's time to blow out the candles on the pity party cake.

Louie Giglio

#19. Do I have my days when I've thrown a little pity party for myself? Absolutely.

Jennifer Aniston

#20. Time to stop crying, time to get her act together and do something. Time to move beyond the pity party.

Lisa McMann

#21. Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program

Nancy Pelosi

#22. This train of thought was heading straight for Pity City, and she wanted to get off.

Lauren Kate

#23. What you absolutely must not do is turn around and walk out. Otherwise, you will miss the party, and that would be a pity, because - please believe me - we did not come all this great distance, and make all this great effort, only to miss the party at the last moment.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#24. Kali waved an impatient hand. "We can't have a pity party right now. I didn't bring the cake.

Cassidy Hunter

#25. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Regina Brett

#26. Self Pity is the most miserable party to go to, because, in case you haven't noticed, you're the only one who is there ...

Joyce Meyer

#27. Pity the Party without enough woman power - there will always be dreamers and leaders, but the dreams won't come true, nor will the leaders reach their goal, without the ready doers.

Judy LaMarsh

#28. In argument similes are like songs in love; they describe much, but prove nothing.

Franz Kafka

#29. I'd sometimes fly for 14 hours, then go straight to dialysis. I spent a little time being tired, but we managed. I'm not a pity-party person.

Natalie Cole

#30. It was not merely that his brother was dead. His brain, too young to realize the full paradox, wondered with an obscure self- pity why it was that the pulse of his brother's fear went on and on, when Francis was now where he had always been told there was no more terror and no more
darkness.

Graham Greene

#31. In the field of controversy I always pity the moderate party, who stand on the open middle ground exposed to the fire of both sides.

Edward Gibbon

#32. I don't know, I'm kinda busy. I've got a pity party scheduled for eight o'clock followed by wallowing at nine.

Mia Sheridan

#33. Kings don't sneak.

Meg Cabot

#34. One cannot enjoy a proper pity party and feel guilty about it at the same time. That was just a waste of a good pity party.

Melanie Shawn

#35. The rest of me was gorging itself on pity party pie.

Penny Reid

#36. I was wallowing in a small, but beautifully decorated pity party, complete with imaginary streamers....

Alicia Buck

#37. Please tell me this pity party ends early. Or at least serves cake.

David Levithan

#38. Men naturally sympathize with the calamities of individuals; but they are inclined to look on a fallen party with contempt rather than with pity.

Thomas B. Macaulay