Quotes About Hard Hats

#1. A ghastly attempt at a smile, sure to send any normal person to a therapist.

Ilona Andrews

#2. My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.

Joan Rivers

#3. Take a random selection of photographs of America in 2012 and 2002 and 1992 and, except for the skinny jeans and the porkpie hats, you'll be hard-pressed to tell the years in which the pictures were taken.

Graydon Carter

#4. People magazine with a bag of sour cream and onion chips always makes be feel a bit trashy. But good trashy.

Danielle LaPorte

#5. You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week.

Stephen Manes

#6. I'd be worried about myself as a human if I hadn't been nervous.

Allison Williams

#7. I do not know when, but I know that many have come in this century to develop arts and sciences, sow the seeds of a new culture that will flourish, unexpected, sudden, just when the power is deluded into believing they have won.

Giordano Bruno

#8. Stay strong," said the detective. "They respect strength."
What the hell was she supposed to do? Break a chair? Bench-press a Volvo?

Kathy Lyons

#9. You are a Heart's Bend girl through and through. You're more stuck to this place than Lorelai Gilmore is to Stars Hollow.

Rachel Hauck

#10. My son is in a band, and he's a singer, and his vocals ... they're screaming-growling stuff ... and he's got a pretty reasonable voice. Yet he practices really hard to get the screaming-growling thing without losing that voice every five minutes. So I'm, like, 'Hats off to you.'

Bruce Dickinson

#11. Govern wisely, and as little as possible

Sam Houston

#12. The true face of the unions is not now a man in a hard hat as much as it is a woman in a classroom or in cleaning smocks.

Karen Nussbaum

#13. With a project like Teachers Lounge, you're wearing a lot of hats, so it demands hard work and focus if you want to do it right.

Ted Alexandro

#14. When I say jump, fucking leap twenty feet. Got it?

Cecilia Robert

#15. What is with these guys?
Where's the thrill in watching snakes eat?
I certainly didn't thrill in watching humans eat.

Patrick Jennings

#16. It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.

Lemony Snicket

#17. If you are speaking about my own songs, I would think so because we were talking about that particular era and I was singing one of my songs that I recorded 50 years ago.

Ruth Brown

#18. INSTEAD, I ASK MYSELF, "WHAT WOULD SOME KICK-*ss COOL PERSON DO?" AND THEN I DO A 27%-LESS-COOL VERSION OF THAT.

Dalya Moon

#19. In the process of trying to understand others' difficult behaviour, I've found it is very helpful to realise that no one chooses to be unhappy. If someone is unhappy, they will be so because they genuinely cannot see how to do otherwise.

Torey L. Hayden

#20. It's not about how many hats you wear, it's all about the shoes.

Anonymous

#21. Influence is not the same as authority. Authority can be abused by influence gives.

Johnny Hunt

#22. My family was all police and hard hats at the refineries; they didn't know what to think about me. So I became a closet writer.

Robert Crais

#23. Well, Mr. Antichrist, that's all for the present!

Albert Camus

#24. Sign by elevator put up by computer geeks in office building: REMEMBER: FIRST YOU PILAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE RAIDING TEAM. In Mr Perfect

Linda Howard