Quotes About Happy Campers

#1. In the event that armed men of any sort enter the building, watch their feet closely.

Padgett Powell

#2. God, it stinks," I said, hand over my nose as he pulled me into a long step. Al strode forward, head high. "It's the stench of bureaucracy, my itchy-witch, and why I chose to go into human resources when but a wee lad.

Kim Harrison

#3. But I wish to point out that it is entirely wrong to say that the Chinese are not religious.

Hu Shih

#4. People are complicated; you can't label 'em with a word.

Fredric Brown

#5. I wonder what goes on night and day beneath the surface of a cemetery.

B. Traven

#6. A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

Mark Twain

#7. The thing about books is, there are quite a number you don't have to read.

Donald Barthelme

#8. there's nothing worse on this earth than privileged bureaucratic assholes who work the system. they never get caught, and if they do, there are no real consequences.

C.J. Box

#9. If one wishes to see a cat badly enough, one will doubtless see one.

David Markson

#10. most reviews are written by morons about morons. sensibility is at a premium in american culture these days.

Jim Dodge

#11. Human rights means that each individual should be treated with respect, dignity and equality.

Tony Fernandes

#12. Happy campers you have been, happy campers you are, and happy campers you will always be.

Dan Quayle

#13. he was an oddity of some magnitude.

Charles Willeford

#14. what i really need is a dead man.

Chester Himes

#15. Don't ever believe that kings were done with when the fathers of the country made a revolution.

B. Traven

#16. Nobody gets killed when they're happy. It always starts with an argument, or a debt.

Danny Trejo

#17. It's grown people who always believe the worst

Harper Lee

#18. Inside the coop where he'll stay until he's killed, the rooster sings anthems to liberty because he was given two roosts.

Fernando Pessoa

#19. You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.

Dan Quayle

#20. The french are a moral people
judged, that is, by american country club standards.

John Steinbeck

#21. The force that drives the green fuse, as Dylan Thomas said, cannot be understood. So self-discovery is to accept your daily meditation, to observe yourself meditating and not be concerned with the results.

Frederick Lenz