Charles Willeford Quotes

#1. By the end of a short walk, the septic tip of a cane probably collects enough germs to destroy a small city.

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#2. Outside of taking care of a man's needs, women don't get much pleasure out of life, anyways.

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#3. Thinking, when you first try it, is very difficult.

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#4. Nothing human surprises me.

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#5. I'm not going to ruin my movie because of some stupid ruling that it has to be ninety minutes long. That's just like adding three more plates to the last supper, or an extra wing to the Pentagon.

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#6. Money is the root of all goodness. To talk disparagingly about money is the privilege of those who have money. There are also those people who state matter-of-factly that "money isn't everything". This statement is also true, but only so long as one has money.

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#7. Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor.

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#8. My work is one long triumph over my limitations.

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#9. It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.

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#10. No whiskey, no religion, nothing.

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#11. he was an oddity of some magnitude.

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#12. I can't see any point to hanging around a Burger King all day, no matter how much money you make ... I'll tell you why. Your life would depend on the random desires of people who wanted a hamburger. So you can just forget about Burger King.

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#13. The Filipino houseboy was conscious now

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#14. A man should always observe fanaticism when he gets the chance.

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