Quotes About Halal

#1. Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.

Stephen Colbert

#2. As I went between the Islamic Society in my college and university, the mosque, the halal takeaway, and visited the homes of my male Muslim friends, it was entirely possible for me to get through my day without interacting in any meaningful way with a single non-Muslim.

Maajid Nawaz

#3. The bedroom is like a game room where you can explore many things within halal boundaries as a couple. So go ahead and have fun in your game room. In fact, bloom without reservation behind closed doors.

Papatia Feauxzar

#4. In Islam, rules are important, like the Prophet said innal halaala bayyinun, wa innal haraama bayyinun ["what is halal is clear, what is haram is clear"]. The goal is not to diminish the importance of rules, but to have the right priorities.

Tariq Ramadan

#5. Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

Stephen Colbert

#6. I really like Halal food.

Hannibal Buress

#7. Family history, of course, has its proper dietary laws. One is supposed to swallow and digest only the permitted parts of it, the halal portions of the past, drained of their redness, their blood. Unfortunately, this makes the stories less juicy ...

Salman Rushdie

#8. This is the power of my heart. This is what I call sihr halal.

Coco J. Ginger

#9. The words 'success' and 'single' do go together, especially in Christ.

Monica Johnson

#10. Subjective terms, you are consciousness itself - you are not the next, evanescent image or string of words that appears in your mind. Not seeing it arise, however, the next thought will seem to become what you are.

Sam Harris

#11. Trent likes to record guitars direct, whereas I've always preferred playing through an amplifier.

Daisy Berkowitz

#12. Hey, times are tough, and thirty gold coins can do a lot of good. But I guess you wouldn't know about needing money, since you grew up like a little princ ... "
(Rapunzel glares)
"Prin ... soner. I mean, prisoner! A prisoner in a tower, such a shame, that.

Shannon Hale

#13. The only government that I recognize
and it matters not how few are at the head of it, or how small its army
is that power thatestablishes justice in the land, never that which establishes injustice.

Henry David Thoreau

#14. I do need you, because I love you and you make me happy. I can live my life just fine on my own, but it will be so much better if I live it with you.

Shannon Stacey

#15. I don't want to prove to anyone or prove to myself. I'd rather just enjoy and show myself that I am capable of doing it and actually going through the process.

Elvis Stojko

#16. O death where is thy sting? The man is never on time ...

William S. Burroughs

#17. And people get so weird about mental illness, you follow the rules! You don't up a heart patient on a roller coaster, you don't put a mental patient on a hunting trip with you!

Christopher Titus

#18. My mediocrity is no secret;
My battles with it are

Karan Patade

#19. You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker! Tyler shouted.

Jeaniene Frost