Quotes About Greeting Cards

#1. I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.

Emily Procter

#2. She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn't make any that said Thank you for giving up your life so that me and my friends could escape! It was SO appreciated. XOXO!

Gina Damico

#3. Leaders set the agenda for the future.

Bob Anderson

#4. I found religion in the greeting card aisle now i know hallmark was right

Ani DiFranco

#5. I'm interested in humor, and greeting cards just happen to be a perfect medium for my message. They're accessible to everyone, and thanks to all the advances that have been made by environmentally conscientious printers, I can get my message across while keeping my carbon footprint relatively small.

Anne Taintor

#6. To say that George Lucas cannot write a love scene is an understatement; greeting cards have expressed more passion.

Roger Ebert

#7. You can be on treadmill for so long and run alot, get fit but you can't reach anywhere.

Dinkar Kalotra

#8. What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

Al Yankovic

#9. Some of my work is very instinctive, some of my favourite things I've ever done are just two minute sketches, nothing is better when you get it like that so quick, then other work takes months.

Danny Fox

#10. You're too much of a bitch to go gently into that good night."
"You should put that on a greeting card.

SE Zbasnik

#11. Some days I do appreciate things more, eggs, flowers, but then I decide I'm only having an attack of sentimentality, my brain going pastel Technicolor, like a beautiful-sunset greeting cards they used to make so many of in California. High-gloss hearts.
The danger is grayout.

Margaret Atwood

#12. Romance isn't about proving to someone you love them with flowers and greeting cards and chocolate. Or even a lock on a fence. It's a daily reminder. It's saying, I choose you. Today and every day.

Kristen Proby

#13. It was a silly idea. Homemade brownies for the bouncer who'd pulled Eric off of me? It was all I could think of to thank him, because I was pretty sure Hallmark didn't have a 'thanks for saving me from sexual assault' section of greeting cards. - Viv

Brenda Rothert

#14. She didn't drink wine, and even if she did, I didn't know if red or white was appropriate for telling a woman that you want to kill her former lover. Do they have greeting cards for that sort of thing?

Elliott James

#15. History chews up sexually uncertain boys, and spits us out as recycled, generic greeting cards for lonely old men.

Andrew Smith

#16. Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.

P. J. O'Rourke

#17. I hear they make greeting cards now
to thank your therapist ... for NOTHING

Casey Renee Kiser

#18. Sometimes it takes more courage to know when to retreat than to keep fighting.

Richelle Mead

#19. The process of living is the process of reacting to stress.

Stanley Sarnoff

#20. The cruelest prison of all is the prison of the mind.

Piri Thomas

#21. I don't know why anyone would be scared of a homeless person. The truly scary people are all the murder mystery writers. They spend all day thinking of the perfect plot on how to kill someone and get away with it.

Shannon L. Alder

#22. There's all kinds of love in the world, and not all of it looks like the stuff in greeting cards.

Jennifer Weiner

#23. Even originally well-defined pencils of cathode rays from the Sun cannot reach the Earth. For Birkeland's theories to be correct, the existance of such cathode rays is clearly presupposed to be necessary ... and this assumption is untenable.

Arthur Schuster

#24. I condemn the lack of proper investigation of the massacres and the impunity of those responsible for them.

Alfred-Maurice De Zayas

#25. Greeting cards routinely tell us that everybody deserves love. No. Everybody deserves clean water. Not everybody deserves love all of the time.

Zadie Smith

#26. For Dad, the perfect Father's Day would be one in which he didn't even realize that it was Father's Day, because nobody was making him appreciate gifts he didn't want, or read greeting cards filled with lame Father's Day poetry.

Dave Barry

#27. Only in cartoons and fairy tales and greeting cards do endings have glitter

Holly Goldberg Sloan

#28. I don't turn to greeting cards for wisdom and advice, but they are a fine reflection of the general drift of the culture.

Susan Orlean

#29. I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.

Berkeley Breathed

#30. Zara, sympathy is just a good excuse to buy greeting cards and make sorry eyes and secretly gloat over how glad you are that you aren't the person whose crap is hanging out for everyone to see.

Carrie Jones

#31. I do like potato chips, French fries and Barney's burgers in L.A. with seasoned curly fries.

Jessica Biel

#32. Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.

Anthony Jeselnik