Quotes About Graham Crackers

#1. That's like telling an elementary schooler to ignore the bully giving him swirlies and pay attention to the teacher.' he said, stuffing graham crackers in his mouth. 'Hey Raven, do you want me to beat those geeks up?

K.M. Shea

#2. She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.

Benjamin R. Smith

#3. We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.'

Paul Mooney

#4. I had tried marijuana several times, but in the words of my friend and longtime assistant Janet Stark, When I smoke pot, it makes me want to hide under the bed with a box of graham crackers and not share.

Linda Ronstadt

#5. Life, it turns out, is infinitely more clever and adaptable than anyone had ever supposed.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#6. I'm happy to work in the States because there are so many different and interesting projects. I'll go wherever people want me to work.

Lizzie Brochere

#7. God wants us to live consistently, He wants us to enjoy every single day of our lives.

Joel Osteen

#8. Gail didn't want me commenting on the opinion pages. I was hired by the news department and, despite the rabid assertions of the Times' enemies and detractors, the two really have nothing to do with each other.

Daniel Okrent

#9. Barley malt has a really deep, rich taste. A lot of manufacturers have switched over to corn syrup over the years because it's a cheaper sweetener, but it doesn't have the flavor.

Nell Newman

#10. He who calls in the aid of an equal understanding doubles his own; and he who profits by a superior understanding raises his powers to a level with the height of the superior standing he unites with.

Edmund Burke

#11. Oh dear, I forgot my friend is invulnerable and took a knife for him. Oops.

Rick Riordan

#12. It sometimes is just the fear of being misunderstood.

Terry Gross

#13. You like a cracker?
What kind of cracker?
Graham, chocolate, cocoanut, whatever you want.
Maybe just a plain cracker.
I don't have plain crackers. I got graham, chocolate and cocoanut.
Alright, a graham cracker.
They're in the kitchen, in the closet.
Maybe later.

Neil Simon

#14. In the ten years I was president of the Teamsters, I had raised the membership from eight hundred thousand to more than 2 million and made it the largest single labor union the world.

Jimmy Hoffa

#15. Happy thou that learnest from another's griefs, not to subject thyself to the same.

Tibullus

#16. I know I haven't said a lot of things I'm quoted as saying in the papers. It makes me wonder why I brought up the recovery story in the first place.

Mary Docter

#17. That's something that drives me crazy. When people say something twice that way, after you admit it the first time.

J.D. Salinger