Quotes About Funyuns

#1. I did a lot of commercials early on, and I remember the first commercial I ever got was for a product called Funyuns. I had to eat these chips for, like, 12 hours straight.

Paula Garces

#2. Funyuns make you fart," Caspian said, and I explode in laughter. "Funyuns give you bad breath too. Not very attractive to the ladies." He paused. "On second thought, enjoy your Funyuns, Ben!

Jessica Verday

#3. Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns ... the writers are back!

Jon Stewart

#4. There's no celebration like a celebration with Funyuns and wine.

Victoria Ashley

#5. The White House announced that it has rejected several petitions to legalize marijuana. They say it has nothing to do with politics. It's just that they can't accept a petition that was written on a crumpled up Funyuns bag.

Jimmy Fallon

#6. Ken Lay, the disgraced former chairman of Enron, found a way to escape his legal problems: He died after being convicted of fraud and conspiracy charges.

Robert Kiyosaki

#7. This will not come again. Nor this. Nor this....

Clive Barker

#8. At the back of my mind I wanted to be a journalist when I grew up since I didn't seem to be getting any better at goalkeeping.

Ian Colquhoun

#9. I don't think Israel's becoming more religious, I think its politics is becoming more religious. There's a difference.

Yair Lapid

#10. The Piper is coming nearer," he said, "he is nearer than he was that evening I saw him before. His long, shadowy cloak is blowing around him. He pipes - he pipes - and we must follow - Jem and Carl and Jerry and I - round and round the world. Listen - listen - can't you hear his wild music?

L.M. Montgomery

#11. We need not seek our own best selves, and in the meantime we inoculate ourselves against the viruses of age and idealism, which, as the advertising agencies well know, depress sales and sour the feasts of consumption.

Lewis H. Lapham

#12. Living unloved is like clipping a bird's wings and removing its ability to fly.

Wm. Paul Young

#13. You know, I couldn't do it. I couldn't reduce it to the freshman level. That means we really don't understand it.

Richard Feynman

#14. The most incredible thing is that you can know everything you wish to know with your eyes closed.

Sadhguru