Quotes About Funny Manure

#1. A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.

Arthur Bloch

#2. You're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#3. If you're too busy looking back at the past, you won't be able to enjoy the future!

Dawn M. Plass

#4. Here is neither want of appetite nor mouths,
Pray heaven we be not scant of meat or mirth.

Walter Scott

#5. College is great. It's the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents ... and bounce it.

Henry Cho

#6. Character is doing the right thing even when it costs more than you want to pay. When it comes to character, you dont have to be sick to get better. Its easier for a good person to get better than for a bad person to get good.

Michael Josephson

#7. How do you know that you are not part of a book? That someone's not reading your story right now?

Jodi Picoult

#8. I imbue this place with my essence, every stone and every drop. My visit will do wonders for the flowers."
Aly propped her chin on her hand. "So does manure," she observed.

Tamora Pierce

#9. Length of saying makes languor of hearing.

Philibert Joseph Roux

#10. A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!

Bill Maher

#11. It is very important to go home if you want your work to be whole. You don't have to move in with your parents again and collect a weekly allowance, but you must claim where you come from and look deep into it. Come to honor and embrace it, or at the least, accept it.

Natalie Goldberg

#12. Well, I think it's because I'm an only daughter. I have four brothers, a bunch of guy cousins, and so it's like I was raised amongst men. So I've always gotten along really well with men.

Alicia Machado

#13. The whole world is looking for miracles. Every day it is dying to see miracles. But can there be any miracle More challenging, more illumining And more fulfilling Than to see and feel the infinite Beauty Of my Beloved Supreme Inside this tinier than the tiniest Gratitude-heart of mine?

Sri Chinmoy

#14. I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

Al Yankovic