Horse Manure Quotes

#1. What do I really think? What do I believe in, without the horse manure?

George Segal

#2. In other words, if your boy is a poet, horse manure can only mean flowers to him; which is, of course, what horse manure has always been about.

Ray Bradbury

#3. They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.

Billie Holiday

#4. You got hair like a girl," Mr. D said. "And you smell like bubble bath. At least I can get a trim." "I'm wearing Old Spice." "Next time try something stronger. Like horse manure." Mr.

J.R. Ward

#5. My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York.

Denis Leary

#6. I went horseback riding and got a big chunk of horse manure kicked into my face. It has a way of slapping you right back into reality.

Vanessa Carlton

#7. Mozart, Pascal, Boolean algebra, Shakespeare, parliamentary government, baroque churches, Newton, the emancipation of women, Kant, Balanchine ballets, et al. don't redeem what this particular civilization has wrought upon the world. The white race is the cancer of human history.

Susan Sontag

#8. It was like a broken slot machine in the casino that pays off every time. It would keep paying off until someone said something about it; but no one who played the slot machine had any interest in pointing out that it was broken.

Michael Lewis

#9. Jacob: I've never seen so much manure. Wade: Baggage stock horses. They pack'em in 27 a car. Jacob: how do you stand the smell? Wade: what smell?

Sara Gruen

#10. Light chases away darkness.

Anasazi Foundation

#11. When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring?

George Erik Rupp

#12. I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off.

Tara Sivec

#13. The corncob was the central object of my life. My father was a horse handler, first trotting and pacing horses, then coach horses, then work horses, finally saddle horses. I grew up around, on, and under horses, fed them, shoveled their manure, emptied the mangers of corncobs.

Paul Engle

#14. I'm more fascinated by a character's reaction to the monster than I am by the monster itself.

Nathan Kane

#15. It seems with progress you gain certain things and you lose certain things. The automobile replaced the horse and buggy but you lost all of that nice manure.

Carl Andre

#16. Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it.

James Patterson