Quotes About Funny Ketchup

#1. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.

James P. Gorman

#2. They always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always treats you like you're taking from his personal stash. "Looks like my kids aren't having ketchup tonight."

Jim Gaffigan

#3. Life is but a day and expresses mainly a single note.

Colm Toibin

#4. How horrible uncertainty was. How cruel.

Rose Christo

#5. We owe it to our kids to inform them and train them how to think, not what to think.

James Randi

#6. The only difference between Detroit and the Third World in terms of corruption is Detroit don't have no goats in the streets.

Charlie LeDuff

#7. Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.

Huntley Fitzpatrick

#8. Why a writer writes? This question is trivial! The important question is this: What he writes?

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#9. The thought of sharing a jar with ten thousand caterpillars for three days sent a chill up my spine. Yet the warmth of the fresh doughnuts in my belly and the girl's kiss on my cheek had dispelled all my fears.

Haruki Murakami

#10. But for the most part, people - of the right kind - are good. For them I put on my corset of cheerfulness, a solid serviceable garment. It holds in the bulgings and oozings of emotion, and soon I find they are, temporarily, stilled.

Anna Lyndsey

#11. Not even the most devastating truth can be told; it must be evoked.

Joyce Carol Oates

#12. What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out the ketchup. Grandma's birthday, make her feel special"

Jim Gaffigan

#13. The agreement to place the binational planning group at our new Northern Command was also signed in December.

Paul Cellucci