Top 19 Quotes About Funny Enlightenment
#1. Do not allow the enemy of your soul to rob you of that unique quality God has breathed into you.
Aiden Wilson Tozer
#2. Self-discover is not as someone would have us think, a heavy, awesome, moral process where everyone sits around and frowns. As you progress towards enlightenment, you become funny.
Frederick Lenz
#3. Religion is everywhere. There are no human societies without it, whether they acknowledge it as a religion or not.
Octavia E. Butler
#4. If your ass falls off, put it in a bag and take it to the meeting.
Stephen King
#5. Lincoln discovered Generals Grant and Sherman. Roosevelt had Eisenhower and Bradley. I found David Petraeus and Ray Odierno.
George W. Bush
#6. Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.
Gary Hopkins
#7. Walking the runway with Alexander McQueen, I really had to dig deep. You're with Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell. I was the first person out on the runway, but I thought, 'I have done the Olympics, I can do this.'
Aimee Mullins
#8. There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
Saurabh Sharma
#9. Christian pop culture can be worthwhile if done well, but bad Christian pop culture isn't redeemed merely by the fact that it's Christian.
Kevin Roose
#10. Asking the public health community to investigate the role of vaccines in the development of autism is like asking the tobacco industry to investigate the link between lung cancer and smoking.
Rick Rollens
#11. The disease and its medicine are like two factions in a besieged town; they tear one another to pieces, but both unite against their common enemy, Nature.
Francis Jeffrey, Lord Jeffrey
#13. Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?
CM Punk
#14. Nirvana is very funny. It's not sincere particularly. It's rather frivolous, actually.
Frederick Lenz
#15. In a change of masters the poor change nothing except their master's name.
Phaedrus
#16. That's the real endeavor: to try to create that direct conduit from the pure consciousness of your creative voice to the person who's a craftsman who can go into the world and consistently deliver new things worth paying attention to.
Billy Corgan
#17. Everything's got space between it, the planets, trees, your eyes. Your eyes get too close together, it's a whole different world. You can lose perspective.
Mos Def
#18. A great pleasure in life is to do what they say you can't.
Paulo Coelho
#19. In America people have this funny idea about enlightenment and money. Money expresses a level of commitment. Studying enlightenment is like going to a university.
Frederick Lenz
