Quotes About Funny Countdown

#1. You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other land; there is no other life but this.

Henry David Thoreau

#2. Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?

Frankie Boyle

#3. When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!

Bobby Heenan

#4. When you get a principle on which everyone is agreed, you get the beginning of complacency and deterioration.

Idries Shah

#5. My personal taxes are 53% of my taxable income. That's 36% on the federal level and 17% for state and local.

Stephen A. Schwarzman

#6. The sight of Marley so uncharacteristically guarding us like that, so majestically fierce, brought tears to my eyes. Man's best friend? Damn straight he was.

Anonymous

#7. It seems that the appetite for pictures showing bodies in pain is as keen, almost, as the desire for ones that show bodies naked. For many centuries, in Christian art, depictions of hell offered both of these elemental satisfactions.

Sontag, Susan

#8. I thought I was okay with dying. Until I met her.

Rachel Van Dyken

#9. Bringing an asteroid back to Earth? What's that have to do with space exploration? If we were moving outward from there, and an asteroid is a good stopping point, then fine. But now it's turned into a whole planetary defense exercise at the cost of our outward exploration.

Buzz Aldrin

#10. Soccer is like punk rock: The product is not necessarily terrible. The problem is the fan base.

Chuck Klosterman

#11. I work hard and I will always work hard. But I feel very lucky with the way that it has all come together.

Vanessa Carlton

#12. Most of our problems in the United States can be traced to a blatant disregard for private property.

Michael Badnarik