Quotes About French Toast

#1. Jared's lips quirked up. "Are you sure Benji won't greet me in the morning with a shotgun?"
"Not if you make him french toast. He'll totally sell me out for someone who cooks.

Amy Lane

#2. There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards. French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Force One breakfast menu, but the Spanish omelet is still a Spanish omelet.

Suzanne Fields

#3. Brunch, a meal invented by rich white chicks to rationalize day drinking and bingeing on French toast.

Caroline Kepnes

#4. I'm not the bake-sale-mom type - though once in a while, I'll make challah French toast for my sons.

Kelly Wearstler

#5. I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
But I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast.

Mike D

#6. I can make the best French toast.

Peter O'Toole

#7. I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.

Rodney Dangerfield

#8. Dip a slice of bread in batter. That's September: yellow, gold, soft and sticky. Fry the bread. Now you have October: chewier, drier, streaked with browns. The day in question fell somewhere in the middle of the french toast process.

Tom Robbins

#9. Mondays I sleep. I go in at ten, do my lift, watch the game from the day before. Tuesday is off, but I go in, lift, watch film. Then I have French toast with my sister.

Ndamukong Suh

#10. You're serious?"
"As a heart attack."
I set my bag down and leaned on the counter. Okay, Hunter Zaccadelli, you could make me dinner.
"Stuffed French toast, sweet potato hash and strawberries and cream."
"Breakfast for dinner? You rebel, you.

Chelsea M. Cameron

#11. I think you better hurry along with that French toast making, Stud. You know - before my fetus eats your face."
"It would be equally as delicious.

Pella Grace

#12. The vampires weren't the only ones who thought you were dead," Sig observed as she cut her double order of French toast into dainty little bite-size portions. "I'm going to shove a cell phone so far up your ass that you're going to burp ringtones.

Elliott James

#13. I try not to have a lot of sugar in my system. If I have sugar for breakfast, whether that be fruit or some pancakes or French toast, they'll make sure all of the meals for the rest of the day have no sugar in them. I try to take the sugar out of my diet.

Dwight Howard

#14. Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito.

Gabrielle Reece

#15. Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread, and serve you French toast again. Okay, I still get stoned.

Sheryl Crow

#16. I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

Steven Wright

#17. The things that you did with parents, whether it was spending every Sunday morning with your dad and eating French toast and watching Popeye, or decorating the Christmas tree with our mother - these are memories that help you be happy.

Leonardo DiCaprio

#18. I'm a breakfast type of guy. Don't get me wrong. I can cook, I'm kinda nice on the burner, but I enjoy making breakfast. I do it all ... Scrambled eggs ... French toast ... Pancakes ... Breakfast is my thing.

Ja Rule

#19. The legitimate function of the mind is to tell you what is not. But if you want positive knowledge, you must go beyond the mind.

Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

#20. When they are among us cats are angels

George Sand

#21. Every step of the walk unburdens us of what we have just seen and thought while it simultaneously thrusts us into the previously unknown.

Jeffrey Robinson

#22. A morbid propensity that causes great suffering in domestic life is often curiously infectious to the very person for whom it creates most suffering.

Ada Leverson

#23. Take things always by their smooth handle.

Thomas Jefferson

#24. I have seen the vision and for self I cannot live; Life is less than worthless till my all I give.

Oswald J. Smith

#25. Inviting an invasion by foreigners and instigating one against them are two sides of the same neoconservative coin.

Ilana Mercer

#26. The rage worked under her cheer. It was always there, whispering to her. But she could control it. She'd controlled it for years. Because she was smart, smarter than all of them.

J.D. Robb

#27. I never got that show - Les Miz. It's about the French guy, right, who steals a loaf of bread, and then he suffers for the rest of his life. For Toast. Get over it!

Paul Rudnick

#28. Plus my boots were made of awesome.

Gwen Hayes

#29. I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.

Simon Cowell