Quotes About Feng Shui

#1. That's what a bitch feng shui and fortune-telling can be. Not only do you have to follow it, you have to fucking enjoy it at the same time.

Elaine Lui

#2. I don't rely on feng shui. I believe hard work brings us good luck and success.

John Gokongwei

#3. I am when the Chinese, who know everything, build a house, they consult the precepts of an ancient science, Feng Shui, which tells them exactly how, when, and where the work must be done, and so brings good fortune to the home forever.

Jan Morris

#4. I'm so unmaterialistic in every way. If you saw my apartment, it would explain a lot, I think. It's not so much a mess, but it just needs to have some feng shui or a real 'Queer Eye' makeover or whatever.

Ariel Pink

#5. Feng Shui is all about the subconscious interaction between planetary and mental energies.

Stefan Emunds

#6. He'd promise to see an organic nutritionist, aromatherapist, deep-tissue masseuse, feng shui consultant, yoga master, and Mormon stand-up comedian if those promises would help him get off this mountain.

Sherman Alexie

#7. I don't have to believe in Feng Shui, I do it because it makes me money.

Donald Trump

#8. Feng shui isn't open to interpretation.

Rob Lowe

#9. Traditionally games never used professional writers to create their narrative, so there's definitely a residual feeling that hiring a proper writer is somewhat of a luxury, rather than a necessity. Like a feng shui consultant.

Rhianna Pratchett

#10. I would guess that it might have made a difference. It certainly didn't hurt us in any way. Feng shui creates a balance that I believe adds to the comfort zone of rooms and space, and that is felt by guests and residents.

Donald Trump

#11. You prefer the bed on the opposite wall?"
"I prefer the bookshelf in the lower left corner of the room, and the ceiling fan not to be hanging over my head while I sleep."
"OCD?"
"Feng shui."
"Is it contagious?"
"Hardly anyone gets it.

Devon Monk

#12. I once drew a picture of Jack Nicholson in The Shining. But I put it away
after a Feng Shui expert told me about the bad vibes

David James

#13. In it's highest and purest form, good feng shui signifies perfect alignment between inner and outer worlds.

Lada Ray

#14. It's good Feng Shui.' 'What's that?' 'It's Chinese for throwing out your crap.

Mike Bennett

#15. Always keep in mind that the strongest factor of your Feng Shui is you.

Stefan Emunds

#16. I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Phyllis Diller

#17. I couldn't practice feng shui if I didn't believe in it, and I wouldn't believe in it if I hadn't seen it work.

Clear Englebert

#18. Unused rooms are such bad feng shui, really bad energy.

Alexandra Stoddard

#19. Feng Shui is the perfect tool for breaking vicious circles.

Stefan Emunds

#20. How do you get 'feng shui' out of 'thoughtful'?

Maggie Stiefvater

#21. Unfortunately, Feng Shui has mingled with superstition. Luckily, it's easy to expose myths. Don't think 'things', think 'energy'.

Stefan Emunds

#22. You don't have to believe in Feng Shui for it to work. I just know it brings me money.

Donald Trump

#23. My view on feng shui: don't put your bed in front of your door because you won't get in.

Jonas Eriksson

#24. He was a specialist in Feng Shui; that is to say, he was consulted as to the correct ubication and orientation of houses and temples, in relation to the spirits of wind and water.

Daniele Vare

#25. I don't really get into architecture in the hotel room. But maybe a little Feng Shui here and there.

Drew Barrymore

#26. 27 Things to Feng Shui Your Home.

Yvonne Perry

#27. We don't want to swim against cosmic currents, do we?

Stefan Emunds

#28. Most human beings come into the world and leave it with nothing to show they ever lived.

Tim Gilmore

#29. As the soil of a garden is richer and as the harvest of the garden bears healthier nourishment from the decay of leaf matter and banana peel and egg shell and human hair and chicken bone and fireplace ash, so the accumulation of death in teh ground of a city implants therein energies and powers.

Tim Gilmore

#30. Every aspect of your life is anchored energetically in your living space, so clearing clutter can completely transform your entire existence.

Karen Kingston

#31. The five elements are energies, not things. In Hinduism, they are known as the five tattvas. Psychic people can see them and their geometric forms.

Stefan Emunds

#32. Too many things in too small a space cut off flow, block creativity, and bury beauty, much like a bad cold can make it hard to breathe. Remove things from this space today.

Laura Staley

#33. During the four days of the storm, I became accustomed to the soft light of lamps and candles and grew to like it. When the power came on again, I discovered that I was actually disappointed. The electric lights seemed cold and impersonal; they revealed too much.

Damon Knight