Feng Shui Funny Quotes

#1. But the roaring of the fire,
And the warmth of fur,
And the boiling of the kettle
Were beautiful to her!

Edna St. Vincent Millay

#2. I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

Emo Philips

#3. When you look at my photos, just look into the eyes of my subjects. The eyes say so much.

Jamel Shabazz

#4. The belief in free-will is not in the least incompatible with the belief in Providence, provided you do not restrict the Providence to fulminating nothing but fatal decrees.

William James

#5. If you find that you have no love but desire to have it, do the works of love and the Lord will see your desire and effort and put love in your heart.

Ambrose Of Optina

#6. The weirdest place I ever actually woke up in was a villa on the beach in Mexico. It was burning hot, and there were all these crabs walking around me. But I was feeling good, so I went with the vibe.

Nayvadius Cash

#7. The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it.

Bill Burr

#8. Never give up on hope. Most of the greatest achievements of humanity were accomplished by tired, discouraged people who never gave up on hope. Anything is possible ... if you truly believe.

Timothy Pina

#9. Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)

Olivia Wilde

#10. Your passion may determine what you can do, but your attitude redefines how far you can go while you do what you can. Your attitude leads you and you lead other people!

Israelmore Ayivor

#11. Just sitting around waiting for my life to begin, while it was all just slipping away.

Bruce Springsteen